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I love watching polar bears underwater; they look lumbering and awkward on land but very much in their element in the water. Sam has a bunch of rubber tub toys and the polar bear seems to be his favorite. It might be the high contrast of the white body and the little black nose though perhaps his vision is past that early development stage by now, I’ll have to look that up… but the toy set came with a hippo and an elephant and a seal and they’re all the same size. How is my kid going to learn proper size ratios in the animal kingdom?? Plus said seal is hot pink.
I’ve got another t-shirt design up for voting on Threadless so if you have an account please let me know what you think. It’s a cute and kid-friendly penguin (at least until the polar bear gets him) as I’ve been doodling lots of tee designs that skew more towards stuff I’d love to buy for my kid. Actually I’d wear that one too :)
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And a merry first Christmas and welcome to tiny TJNB!
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December 10th, 2010 at 12:08 am
… TJNB..??????
December 10th, 2010 at 12:10 am
Yep, it’s probably Evil.
December 10th, 2010 at 12:54 am
soon there will be a grizzly bear in the polar bear exhibit…. :D
Which makes me wonder… what kind of bears are the BN gang supposed to be? [aside from vanity]
Grizzley bears? black bears? …care bears? xD
December 10th, 2010 at 1:11 am
@changeling: They’re discount zoo bears! :D
Those polar bears look tuff, I wouldn’t be surprised if they were on steroids *nodnod*
December 10th, 2010 at 1:14 am
They need their own logos on their bellies.
December 10th, 2010 at 1:36 am
@tiki carol What would use as their symbol?! They’re all assholes!
and we have another steller example of Evil doing something that is biting everyone in the ass…….. an the other hand, J., B., and D. most likey deserved the dye-shower….. (J.,B.,and D. is from Glowworm’s post on the previous page.)
December 10th, 2010 at 2:35 am
Where’s Death?
December 10th, 2010 at 3:50 am
OMG, poor Tanked, beware the rebounding pylon of doom!
December 10th, 2010 at 3:51 am
@ changeling: look at the archive. On the first pages, they are identified as “ursus moronis” :D. Probably by the same scientists responsible for naming Roadrunners adn Coyotes
December 10th, 2010 at 6:39 am
@coyoteBR: Thats the reason i ask. It would be awesome of there really was a “Moron Bear” 8D
December 10th, 2010 at 7:08 am
I should’ve known…
December 10th, 2010 at 9:28 am
Oh dear, triple polar bears! They are so assholes that even have no distinctive look between them, lol
December 10th, 2010 at 10:18 am
“Though it may have something to do with Evil”. What a great line! And it always has something to do with Evil.
December 10th, 2010 at 12:15 pm
I think death should have little cameos in the backgrounds of random pages :o
also naw it couldnt POOOOOSIBLY be evil that ticked off the polar bears… no way at all that THAAAAAT could be the problem :V
December 10th, 2010 at 1:35 pm
Heh! Love Nerd’s zonked-out eyes. :D
The pylon made Tanked cry! :( I can’t stand it when Tanked cries. And now the pylon is going to pwn him.
I feel like a schmo for voting for the pylon. I shall now hide my head in shame.
December 10th, 2010 at 3:16 pm
Wow–that one polar bear ate those birds! Love the “And scaring small children.”bit. That’s what you get when you buy discount polar bears. THey must have had a traumatic past.
December 10th, 2010 at 3:58 pm
Hmm. Apparently polar bears have 5 fingers, as oppose to all our other little bear friends. :)
December 10th, 2010 at 4:24 pm
Why Gay need that orange-brown hair dye ? He’s yellow.
December 10th, 2010 at 9:06 pm
Oh Evil, you’re always making life difficult for the other bears.
December 10th, 2010 at 10:46 pm
oh no the pylon comitted alcohol abuse which some drinkers have to have happen no wonder tanked is ticked off
December 10th, 2010 at 10:47 pm
oops i meant hate to have happen
December 10th, 2010 at 11:45 pm
And Evil makes things worse. He really doesn’t pre-plan much, does he?
December 11th, 2010 at 12:20 am
I love the buttshot in the second to last panel x3
December 11th, 2010 at 12:42 am
Aww… poor Tanked. That made me tear up a little.
December 11th, 2010 at 1:11 am
I would think their symbol would look like
(*) or )*(
-cough-
December 11th, 2010 at 2:10 am
@D.Durand remember how Gay wanted to tan earlier (This would be around the same time Prozac found out his pills were out)…….
December 11th, 2010 at 4:50 am
Why am I not surprised that Evil had something to do with this… oh wait, because it’s Evil.
December 11th, 2010 at 7:55 pm
aww poor gay although he did have a hard time getting the hair dye to work anyway lol
December 12th, 2010 at 12:21 am
Panel 5 & 6 are now rule 34’d! :D
December 12th, 2010 at 1:34 am
I work at a toy store, and although I don’t know any toys that offer comparable and correct sizes for animals, :P I do always recommend Schleich ( http://www.schleich-s.com/ ). They’re these awesome anatomically correct figurines, and from what I’ve heard from parents, near indestructible.
December 12th, 2010 at 5:06 am
Sorry im late. Also TNJB? P.S Look out man those pylons are like boomerangs. P.P.S Who else here is slightly reminded of homer simpson by tanked?
December 12th, 2010 at 6:48 am
Could the hot pink seal toy be an albino version?
December 12th, 2010 at 1:03 pm
xD okay I know they’re assholes and stuff, i but love the polar bears xD that Panel 7 made laugh so hard xD
December 12th, 2010 at 2:14 pm
hahaha i already love the polar bears =)
December 12th, 2010 at 3:36 pm
Where’s Tanked?
December 12th, 2010 at 10:58 pm
Learning proper scale of animals… um. That’s a really funny thing, coming from someone who writes a comic strip that takes place in a *zoo*, which would be the most obvious place to teach a child about the scale of animals.
December 12th, 2010 at 11:08 pm
*gasp* That’s it! It’s GOT to be Evil’s fault!!! Thhere’s no other logical explanation!!! SOMEONE SCOOP HIS EYEBALLS OUT!!!!! >:D
July 23rd, 2018 at 6:43 pm
Oh, no! Not Evil! He’s a sweet, kind, loving, (snrk), wonderful . . . (ROFLMAO) I can’t go on; even I can’t believe I’m saying that.