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Since there was just a bit of confusion last week, that’s his hair curler. I thought the power cord would give it away but I have been enlightened recently that not all vibrators run on batteries :) And poor Gimp, never gets a break.
I realized I hadn’t updated the archive page in forever so that’s up now (it also has the title for the next arc on there for curious readers) and I wanted to show you guys this adorable Gay art by Seth, love your style!
Unstealthiest Ninja has also made a reappearance on the Woot chart so you can now get number 4: Flight School from Woot, and all three of the previous designs from Woot’s back catalogue. Funnily enough, there’s been a few requests for an Unstealthiest Ninja webcomic, or children’s book… those sound like good ideas…. :)
Cheeky oranges.
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April 22nd, 2013 at 12:02 am
oh lawd I think Prozac lost an organ or two with that one
April 22nd, 2013 at 12:14 am
Holly crud Gimp with no hood wow I’m really surprised.
April 22nd, 2013 at 12:22 am
I’m sorry, Alison, but you shouldn’t have shown Gimp without his mask on. His face should’ve remained a secret to the very end. But maybe it’s just me… and I won’t judge.
April 22nd, 2013 at 12:46 am
@urago
I dunno, there is a such thing as “Just too damn early for this” and you never know what surprises life has in store no time for masks, injuries afoot. The wall is broken for us but it’s still a mystery to them :D
April 22nd, 2013 at 12:57 am
OMG poor Prozac!!! I’ve so been there. EMPATHY
And my first thought was who the hell is that brown bear……..GIMP??? So not used to him undressed! ;) But I love it. Just another glimpse of his personality.
April 22nd, 2013 at 1:02 am
First time we see Gimp without his mask huh? If it wasn’t for us knowing what he really is, I’d say he’d be the most normal bear of the group!
Oh well, we might have seen his face before the end, but there is one thing we still have…he hasn’t talked.
April 22nd, 2013 at 1:18 am
I didn’t notice it was gimp at first. Would have been more noticeable with the pink iris around his pupils :P.
April 22nd, 2013 at 1:21 am
The first time we have seen without the mask, hhmm. And yes, the internet is a very “enlightening” place XD.
April 22nd, 2013 at 2:08 am
Gimp without his mask – my mouth just hangs open.
April 22nd, 2013 at 3:27 am
I was surprised it was Gimp, had to read the comments. I just thought evil decided to dye two bears, the other being Death but I guess I didn’t really notice the eye colour. It would be awesome if Death asks Nerd to repair the machine just so he can take on Evil at his own game. :D
April 22nd, 2013 at 6:02 am
Holy macaroni and peperoni pizza, is that gimp’s face? Oo
never actually believed that gimp could have a face, amazing
April 22nd, 2013 at 6:10 am
Holy crap on a cracker; it’s a maskless Gimp! And he’s darling! <3
April 22nd, 2013 at 7:22 am
Am I the only one here who thinks that the second and third panel of gimp, gimp looks like death?
April 22nd, 2013 at 7:23 am
Extra comment.
April 22nd, 2013 at 7:41 am
its funny i kept looking at gimp going “who is that? did evil dye someone else?
then i saw him get the 1st aid-gimp! – though the eyes also threw me off
its so cool to see his face though
April 22nd, 2013 at 7:42 am
Why the heck do I keep thinking Gimp is a girl? Lech would have raped Gimp by now if that were so…but hey! Gimp has a face!
April 22nd, 2013 at 7:43 am
Oh my God, is that GIMPY? Oh, wow! :D You mean he takes that stuff off?? Cleverly guarding what his hair looks like, still. Well, we’ve got a couple of rather intimate portraits going on here today. Not sure I’m as charged up to see Pro in such a candid moment, though. :) But it DOES answer a long-standing rhetorical question regarding bears and the woods (with “not necessarily”). :)
“Splork” might be a good brand name for the product that got Prozac there, actually…
@Xint22 I wondered for a moment if it were Death too. Gimp seems a little pale. But the stuff on the wall makes it pretty plain. Y’know, unless Death is sleeping in Gimpy’s bed, ahem. I can’t quite figure out what it is Gimpy’s reaching for in his last panel… can anyone else?
April 22nd, 2013 at 7:58 am
I didn’t recognize that bear until I went through the list in my head. It’s like a person who had a beard all their life suddenly shaved.
April 22nd, 2013 at 8:42 am
@ Sterling Rodd. It’s his med kit. Gimpy is really cute. One of my favorite bears.
April 22nd, 2013 at 9:01 am
@Sterling: He’s reaching for the medkit
April 22nd, 2013 at 9:40 am
I thought Gimp was Death and that maybe Evil had changed Death’s colors too. I was really excited to see what Death would do to evil for a minute there, then I noticed he was grabbing a med kit and realized it’s Gimp without his mask. Whoa!
April 22nd, 2013 at 10:21 am
Definitely resembles a bit of Death there. Especially in the 3rd and 4th panels of him, where he bears the exact same emotional weight of “Oh my god these people”.
I imagined Gimpy’s room to be much more disturbing than that :P
And I can’t believe they’ve only got 1 bathroom in that place. Horrendous. 10 bears, 1 bathroom sounds like a horror flick… or a bad internet porn.. :) Although it’s now 11 bears so now it’s even worse. hopefully they keep it clean, especially after what we have going on here.
April 22nd, 2013 at 11:01 am
Alison! I love the “It’s too early for this” look on Gimp’s face, I too empathise with Prozac (I’ve lived in Mexico, I’ve BEEN that tormented).
As to batteries versus power cords, as a lady friend of mine once opined. “If it runs on batteries, it’s a toy, if it plugs in, it’s an appliance.”
Love the art, love the story, love the unstealiest ninja. Please keep it up.
April 22nd, 2013 at 11:04 am
Aww…poor Gimp! It’s waaaay to early to done his usual leathery get-up to take care of everyone (sleeping in sweaty leather is uncomfortable). If anything, he’s like every other other dom–his room is nice and colorful to fool everyone else but he has a secret closet that can only be viewed by him as he knows where the secret button is. Press it and BOOM! all sorts of leather whats-its and whose-its appear!
April 22nd, 2013 at 11:08 am
Gimp defiantly resembles Death here and for a moment I thought he was, but then I saw the medkit… I can’t help but wonder and think of the horrible things Evil and… well Evil did to Nerd O.O how will the bears fix this???
April 22nd, 2013 at 11:11 am
I didn’t even recognize Gimp!
April 22nd, 2013 at 2:14 pm
@Blackie — Holy cow, you’re right! I don’t know how I couldn’t see it! To me it looked like he was reaching for a cane across a belt with two red notches on it, draped on the bed. Damn, can you believe that? :D
April 22nd, 2013 at 2:16 pm
BTW I’m really starting to dig on that drawing of Gay in panel 5. Looks like a freeze-frame from the opening of a 1970s police drama series. :)
April 22nd, 2013 at 4:02 pm
Gimp without his mask? Ohhhhhh maaaaaan~! :O
April 22nd, 2013 at 4:10 pm
first, I feel sorry for prozac, he’s shaking from the loss of electrolites. (been there , done that don’t want to give out too much information.
as for the color, ya know, it happened. Life isn’t fair, and as a lady who had a new hairdresser take my brown hair and make it orange because she didn’t know you had to strip the color first before dying it, – you know? it grows back. Yes, I spent the summer with orange hair and it wasn’t in style and yes it was really friggen orange, but it was not the worst thing that happened to me.
I feel sorry for gimp. I really do. I was raised with if you can’t say something nice, you dont say anything, and knowing the crowd he lives in, perhaps, he is following that too. (did not recognize him with out his mask on. ) poor thing has to get dressed, go out, bandage up everyone, help anyone who’s been hit with a baseball bat, and sick in the bathroom. Oh, and fix someones hair curling iron.
I just want to know, what is a knee licker? or don’t I want to know??
April 22nd, 2013 at 5:48 pm
@Sterling Rod: I didn’t know what Gimp was reaching for either. For some reason, my eyes just saw a cane/crowbar until others said med kit. Weird!
April 22nd, 2013 at 8:22 pm
@ Nicole and Sterling: Hey, it happens to the best of us XD.
And I’m starting to think that Gimp wants to do the abusing instead of being abused now.
April 22nd, 2013 at 8:23 pm
@ Nicole and Sterling: Hey, it happens to the best of us XD.
April 22nd, 2013 at 9:01 pm
@Urago: you haven’t seen his whole head yet though…
@Dubael: your lady friend’s advice made me laugh :)
@Kath: there was a girl in high school who had “accidents” like that every few months. Her mother didn’t want her dying her hair at all, let alone green. I can get behind Gimp just not feeling that his room mates aren’t even worth talking to.
April 22nd, 2013 at 9:14 pm
On the list of bears not to pull pranks on, Prozac seems like he should be at the top of that list.
April 22nd, 2013 at 9:15 pm
Egad. Gimp without his mask.
April 22nd, 2013 at 9:32 pm
YES. I would read an unstealthiest ninja book to my kids!
April 22nd, 2013 at 9:47 pm
…Waaaaaait a second…
Has the thought crossed anyone’s minds that Evil(s) might have done something to Gimp’s med kit too?
…Oh God this just gets worse and worse as more pannels are issued XD
April 22nd, 2013 at 9:48 pm
I thought showing just his face and nothing else was a pretty good teaser. I mean, the mask doesn’t really hide that much more. The hair though. Still haven’t seen that.
April 22nd, 2013 at 11:19 pm
Really hope that laxatives was the cause of prozac’s um….bowel distress.
April 23rd, 2013 at 12:05 am
OMG OMG!!!!!!! :D PLEASE PLEEEESE show Gimp without wearing any clothes at all (and NO MASCKS!!) also LOVE the Gay fan art looks super cool <3 I love it (,, I can get behind Gimp just not feeling that his room mates aren’t even worth talking to.,,) If you make Gimp talk to them like : WTF are you guys doing ?!?! My head will EXPLODE!!!!!!!!!!!!
April 23rd, 2013 at 2:51 am
Poor Gimp has a loooonng day ahead of him.
April 23rd, 2013 at 7:34 am
It is telling that Gimp sleeps with his med kit within arm’s reach. I wonder… have Evils done something to his mask?
April 23rd, 2013 at 12:54 pm
Блин ОФИГЕНСКИЙ комикс!!Im rus and i read that comicks on english with pleasure!Go MORE PLS1!
April 23rd, 2013 at 2:17 pm
Was ABOOOOUT to write who the hellz is That in the last pannel, But Thats Gimp!? Huh, never would have guessed.
April 23rd, 2013 at 5:56 pm
I wish I had the money to buy those shirts :-), and the idea of turning it to a kid’s book :-D. Hee hee I can’t picture it being a good influence on kids but it might be very entertaining for older ages.
April 23rd, 2013 at 9:42 pm
You guys are so excited at just seeing his face yet forgot he didnt show his hairstyle calm down people who think its early lol
April 24th, 2013 at 7:38 am
If Bear Nuts was a TV show. IF BEAR NUTS was a TV show… This thirteen year old boy would be happier than anyone on earth.(HAHA 2 secrets were revealed during this comic! Gimps face. And the fact that Im thirteen! But I doubt anyone really cares! :D)
April 24th, 2013 at 3:23 pm
awww gimp
April 26th, 2013 at 1:28 pm
maybe gimp doesn’t know his mask was missing, and it was stolen by evil 1 and evil a