April 22nd, 2019
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Happy late Easter! Due to travelling brothers we had two Easter dinners with my family so…double the cheesecake! This nebulous summer six pack idea ain’t happening :P
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April 22nd, 2019 at 12:01 am
Lech my boy…your stupid
but i don’t see anyone else coming up with a solution?
April 22nd, 2019 at 12:34 am
Well this has just taken all sorts of great turns now hasn’t it.
April 22nd, 2019 at 12:48 am
also….how in the hell is evil not dead from all the poison that he injected into himself all at Once!? O-O
April 22nd, 2019 at 12:50 am
All that poison that is coursing through evil’s vein’s….he should be F*cking dead!! O-O
April 22nd, 2019 at 2:47 am
Last Panel;
Really Lech?
April 22nd, 2019 at 3:17 am
Lads, idk if you’re aware of this, but Evil…he’s not normal, even as far as bears at this Zoo come. Of course he survived injecting himself with legal amounts of poison. It’s like Voltaire said, “And it’s so easy when you’re evil”
April 22nd, 2019 at 5:10 am
Seriously, though. No one’s going to believe the kid if he says that a bear was out because when they go to check everyone will be in their enclosure, all safe and sound and behaving.
Right?
Right….????
:I Oh boy.
April 22nd, 2019 at 7:43 am
Chasey does raise a good point- who’d believe a kid if he said that? Most folks would probably think he was overly imaginative, or just crazy. Then again, knowing how things work here, there would always be repurcussions (just in case the kid was right).
April 22nd, 2019 at 10:21 am
This whole could just be solved if they simply just dump the kid’s unconscious body out of their pen. The kid will most likely forget seeing Crack outside of their pen and no one will believe the kid even if he remembers anything. Why can’t any of these bears just do one logical thing without Prozac having to bail them out? Oh and you can’t drain injected drugs out of someone’s blood, as far as I can tell.
April 22nd, 2019 at 4:21 pm
@Tjimmy1999 what would be an interesting twist is if the zookeepers checked the security footage and actually saw the bear’s fighting against the lions
April 22nd, 2019 at 4:28 pm
I know Cara is naturally moody, but seeing her with the tissues in the last panel is so sad.
April 22nd, 2019 at 6:59 pm
is prozac still knocked out…i wanna see Gimp taking care of prozac like the good boy he is.
April 22nd, 2019 at 11:11 pm
Can Death erase memories with a touch?
April 23rd, 2019 at 3:21 am
I think the problem is that people can actually check the safety of the zoo even if the kid told them.
April 23rd, 2019 at 11:45 am
@connor Murphy: You’re adorable! This is the DISCOUNT zoo. They can’t afford security cameras! ;)
April 23rd, 2019 at 3:57 pm
@Nicole oh yeah…i remember the whole food debacle with the fish slop! ;)
April 23rd, 2019 at 5:17 pm
@richard SF no death can’t erase memories, but he can make your body go numb and knock you out with the death touch…also with the death gaze he can disable security camera’s.
April 24th, 2019 at 6:09 am
Oooo! OOOOO!!! It’s the origin story of Bear Boy! FIANLLY!!
Bear Boy, Bear Boy
Has the skills all the bears employ
Smack a trout from a brook
Eat it raw, never cook
Look out
Here comes the Bear Boy!
Is he mean? Listen, bud:
They’ve infused him with Evil’s blood
Is he kind? Does he care?
Prob’ly not, so beward
Hey there
There goes the Bear Boy!
In the chill of night
When he’s home in his ‘hood
He’ll do, out of sight,
What bears do in the woods!
Bear Boy, Bear Boy
Grumpy, violent Bear Boy
Socially, he’s a dud
‘Cause he’s got Evil’s blood
Look out!
If any food’s on its way
‘Specially if it’s Steak Day
You’ll find the Bear Boy!
…Okay, sorry. Too much coffee. (Submits comment anyway)
April 24th, 2019 at 10:42 am
@Sterling Rodd No. That was a pleasure to read, thank you, very much for that.
April 24th, 2019 at 1:32 pm
@Sterling Rodd you earn +1 internet sir
April 25th, 2019 at 5:13 am
@ Sterling: OMG hilarious! How long did that take?? lol
April 25th, 2019 at 5:24 am
yay i’ve been reading this comic since 2016 and just found out a way you can comment (please don’t judge me)
April 25th, 2019 at 6:00 am
Why, thank you. :) About 5 minutes, I guess. Oh, I’ve long hoped to see interaction between the bears and humans, but I have a feeling that for the sake of the distinction between human and “animal” (as if you– uhh, I mean, WE humans weren’t animals), Bear Boy will have to remain Unconscious Boy until he’s safely put back in Wow-What-a-Weird-Dream-That-Was Land again. :) But I’ll be delighted to be proven wrong. :)
April 25th, 2019 at 11:58 am
@Sterling: damn, now i want a Bear Boy comic that has it be that Bear Boy has some power’s that he acquired from the bears, like prozac’s hulking out, nerd’s intellect, Gay’s muffin baking skills, and evil’s immunity to all poisons! X’D
Someone make that a side Comic now!! X’DD
April 25th, 2019 at 4:23 pm
@Sterling Rodd Someone please make an this song official!
April 26th, 2019 at 7:19 am
@Tjimmy1999 Well… it… kinda is. :) SFW: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUtziaZlDeE
April 26th, 2019 at 9:39 am
@Sterling Rodd I meant your version of that song.
April 29th, 2019 at 6:12 am
I also want to say that, taken out of the context of a character called “Evil”, everything Lech says in the last panel reads like an REM lyric from the late 80s. :)
May 27th, 2019 at 1:03 pm
Oh gees. I guess these Bears still believe in Blood Letting. Someone get Cara a supersized box of tissues.
August 8th, 2019 at 12:15 pm
he never planned to survive that confrontation with the lions, did he?