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May 28th, 2018

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Ooo… the plot, like my thighs, thickens!

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Unstealthiest Ninja does BBQing, Unstealthiest Ninja style’ and ‘Dead + Pool


  1. StoticM

    …Oh my…The plot thickens.

  2. Vausch

    Lech is being… DIPLOMATIC?! My world is shaken!

  3. DXshade

    Simba! How could you!

  4. Anon

    Kind of hoping that the local “lion” king is a mountain lion. It’s the Discount Zoo, after all – those fancy African lions are expensive.

  5. Shenny


  6. Todd Maccarone

    While the Lion King reference is obvious, I can’t help but draw parallels to a Bear Nuts fanfic written by StoticM… Interesting. Can’t wait to see how this turns out!

  7. Sterling Rodd

    Somebody’s on a first-name basis with the monkeys. Lech must be having tea over there or something.

  8. Pyrpyr

    Nah, it’s Lech. He’s not having tea; he’s sharing a six-pack. :P

  9. Annonymouse

    I am going out on a limb but I doubt we are dealing with a member of the species in the family Felidae, genus Panthera.
    My guess is it is a member of the family Callitrichidae, Leontopithecus rosalia.
    Being a sociopath would be expected.

  10. T-Shaw

    Darn it Simba! HOW COULD YOU??!!

  11. chasey

    I remember that Evil switched the lions and bears food that one time AGES ago. And everyone around here seems to hold grudges for a LOOOOONG time. So This doesn’t surprise me. Just like we know there is something behind the scenes going on between Lech and the monkeys; it’s been mentioned before, when the Polars captured a monkey and were going to torture him as well.
    Also, I really like that Lech is friends with the monkeys, and I like that he’s being… iunno. Smart? And helpful? Here. Weird!

  12. Francis-Olivier

    How is this not the animal version of the aristocrats joke?

  13. Peanutbutter

    Wonder what him and the monkeys be doing with their down

  14. IWX

    I just love how the monkey apparently knew this whole time that Evil’s on Prozac’s leash (at least as far as the interrogation). Also, nice touch with Evil bastardizing his name.

  15. YetAnoutherBrian

    Another take. Good Cop, Bad Cop. Evil was sent in first to scare the monkey, and then their friend Lech comes in and sticks up for them and offers help if the Monty will do the sensible thing and talk.

    Was that the plan or did it just work out that way?

  16. Nicole

    Dun dun DUNNNNNNN!

  17. Abdiel

    I’m sure the lion wouldn’t be able to murder ALL of the monkeys and get away with it. However, this IS the Discount Zoo we’re talking about, so maybe they can just do that and not have anyone care.

  18. Evilbob dA

    @Todd Maccarone. Wait. Whaaaaaatttttttt? There’s a Bear Nuts fanfic?!?!?!?!

    I gotta get myself some of this!

  19. Uzoma Michael Ahamef Uwanamodo

    Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaants ingonyama bagithi Baba

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