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I really haven’t been sleeping well lately, and by lately I mean like the whole last month plus. I wake up before the kids all the time now, sometimes an hour or more. I roll over and the clock starts with a 5 and I used to get irrationally upset, but now I’m resigned. Sometimes I’d go for an early run, now I just try to enjoy an hour of peace to myself (no one trying to “share” my breakfast!) but I’m toast by like 9:30 pm. I feel like I’m too young to be in bed by 10 every night (not to mention post bedtime is usually my most productive time of the day!). I have no idea what’s caused this apparent shift in my circadian rhythm? The hot summer? Overwork? Pre-pre menopause?? Let’s add a couple more ‘pres’ on there…. I might just have to start adopting Jim’s usual schedule of a morning nap, followed by an afternoon nap (and yet he has “NO TIME” to help with the yard work… riiiiigghhht.)
At least Death’s having a good day… so far…
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August 24th, 2015 at 12:02 am
Wow Prozac. Okay.
August 24th, 2015 at 12:04 am
Prozac seems jealous.
August 24th, 2015 at 2:02 am
Oh god no… He’s actually going to get attacked by geese. Do I see the start of a friendship?
August 24th, 2015 at 3:31 am
Prozacs kind of a dick in this lol
Death is the -pat pat- master
August 24th, 2015 at 4:56 am
Death is mastering comforting physical contact! yay!
August 24th, 2015 at 5:02 am
You know I don’t think I could have girl friend that had to ware gloves every time we touched
August 24th, 2015 at 5:46 am
Jealie much, Prozac?
August 24th, 2015 at 6:13 am
omg am i seeing a DeathxCara ship forming??? Lol!
August 24th, 2015 at 6:34 am
Death and Cara sitting in a tree…
August 24th, 2015 at 7:49 am
Prozac is actually making a lot of progress here. He’s getting mad but he’s not going crazy and hurting anyone.
August 24th, 2015 at 8:29 am
I’d get scared too if a goose suddenly snuck up on me and honked!
August 24th, 2015 at 12:16 pm
Omg Death and Cara are becoming Friends! I don’t know about Prozac. I think he’s annoyed with her sudden changes in emotions. Well I’m glad Cara is doing Better than Sara. Also Crack. No sudden movements. It smells fear!!
August 24th, 2015 at 1:12 pm
Noticing people saying Prozac is being “jealous” rather than the obvious sign that maybe he doesn’t have time for Cara’s mood-swings. He gets annoyed everytime she gets all choked up. I think they may need to have a word eventually.
Well at least Death and her seem to be gettin’ on well!
August 24th, 2015 at 6:14 pm
Oh man, I’d be running for the hills. Been attacked by enough swans and geese to last me a lifetime.
August 24th, 2015 at 6:47 pm
Prozacs name should be changed to salty
August 24th, 2015 at 10:16 pm
Inishiate mental breakdown in 3…2…1…
August 24th, 2015 at 10:19 pm
*initiate
August 25th, 2015 at 8:23 am
He REALLY should start running now. Geese are sometimes used instead of guard dogs in England due to how plain vicious and territorial they can be. Never mind the number of peoples arms they break each year.
August 25th, 2015 at 10:33 am
I used to really appreciate that time in the morning when I was awake before the missus and the kids. Was my time to get zen and center myself mentally before ‘family’ started. :)
August 25th, 2015 at 4:21 pm
Drink A gallon of coffee A day and it keeps the flesh eating elephant’s away!
What’s that you say there’s no elephant’s in the wild’s of Indy, See it’s working great ! :P
August 25th, 2015 at 7:59 pm
@Anon; K-I-S-S-Cara fell out of the tree.
I love the new t-shirt design!
August 26th, 2015 at 4:15 pm
Okay that was NOT a duck
August 26th, 2015 at 8:42 pm
Canada geese…flying groundhogs they are. The only thing they’re good for is eating, depending on the age of the bird.
August 26th, 2015 at 10:13 pm
Freak-out in 3…2…
August 27th, 2015 at 1:27 pm
Cara and Death…well opposites do attract. I can just hear other Females telling Cara “make sure he wears a Rubber… glove, that is!”
August 28th, 2015 at 8:33 pm
Na man, geese are horrible terrible things. I got too close to one when I was like 6 and it chased me down and nearly killed me.
August 29th, 2015 at 3:58 pm
dawwww. she and death are so adorable /)^3^(\
August 30th, 2015 at 4:43 pm
What happens if death has sex? Does the lady bear? (or male bear, you never know) die? Does he have to wear a condom? :P