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August 10th, 2015

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Gah, went to bed early last night and completely forgot what day it is… which is something I frequently do since I work from home and it’s summer vacation so the days are, for the most part, meaningless.  Apologies for the late update.  Good news on the potty training front though!  5 days  in a row now with zero (ish) accidents on the floor!  We are overjoyed/hesitant to make any grand predictions about the end of the diaper era in this house.  Probably more reward lego will be purchased (great incentive that stuff is, but we’ll be swimming in it in no time).

Anyway, Cracker arc up now… THE Crack arc :)

Vote incentive: In case you missed it on the Facebook page, Tanked starred in the Canada Day update as usual.

Plus: NEW UNSTEALTHIEST NINJA TEE :)  This time with compound fractures!  And far less blood than I would normally use, but it is Woot.  And Qwertee is reprinting ‘Super Ex Club’ today, green version this time (that one is only available for 48 hours).


  1. slashermew122

    well at least hes not grumpy no more and useing mits… hopefully more death this arc even if it is abotu cracked our loveable fearall

  2. abowden

    I love how she’s crying. Why is cracked scared of geese just flying overhead?

  3. Rainey

    @ abowden: I think there was a one-panel strip somewhere where Cracked was terrified of geese. XD

  4. Josh

    Is there going to be a small rivalry between Prozac and death for Pms’s heart

  5. Nikary

    Awww :3
    Glad to see Death in good spirits again!
    Also. Rubber gloves :D can’t risk ruining that flower, after all!

  6. MangoCheeseSauce

    Touch of Death vs. The Hulk

    Who will when? Place your bets! ^„„^

  7. MangoCheeseSauce

    (*win? I don’t like auto-correct…)

  8. soman

    is this cracks origin story?!?!?!?!!?!?!?

  9. Alister

    Out of all of Crack’s fears, the fear of geese is definitely the most sensible. Those birds definitely aren’t nice or gentle with anything!

  10. Constance

    Anyone ever watched Pushing up the Daisies? Old-ish American sit-com. I can totally imagine Death kissing someone though plastic cellophane… :D

  11. Kiwi

    It seems like Death is trying to interact more with the bears. I find this a good way for him to gain some development. Since last arc he seemed jealous and lonely since be couldn’t hang out with them much. Also I’m not gonna try and be a shipping fanatic since Prozac looks somewhat bothered. Maybe Death is being friendly with Cara since the two did just arrive here and probably don’t even know the bears really all that well. Its still a cute scene though. I can see a really good friendship between these two and maybe the other bears too through time. Plus everyone should be scared of Geese, evil bastards.

  12. Anon

    @abowden : poop from above.

    I can see Cara experiencing a sudden mood swing and yelling at Death for cutting – killing – the poor rose.

  13. Brian Hibbs

    Run Crack! The geese are attacking! How can the other 3 be so calm when they are clearly in the middle of an air raid?

  14. All

    @Constance I used to watch that show and I loved it. It was one of my favorites, but I can imagine him doing that, so he wont accidently use his powers.

    I am hoping for a Death origin story myself, like why is he like that and how did he learn about what he can do.

  15. Hikaru

    I don’t think Prozac’s jealous. I think he’s just like “Why the eff are you having mood swings again PMS?”

  16. Urago

    Cara(I prefer to call her that) looks cute in the last panel.

  17. EatingFurniture

    Crack bear is best bear. I kind of feel bad now though, because I get scared by butterflies all the time.

  18. Caveman

    White: Purity, Innocence, Sympathy, Spirituality. Early tradition used white roses as a symbol for true love, an association which would later become the hallmark of the red rose. Also known as the bridal rose, the white rose is a traditional wedding flower.

    Death you lady killer I see what you did there

  19. Chuck

    I can’t blame Crack for being afraid of geese. Those things are flying (and swimming and standing and walking) poop machines. Not to mention mean as hell.

  20. LurksInCorners

    I love those last two panels. It’s great to see some more of the lovable Death for a change and him being happy makes it all the more special.

    Watch out with all those Legos, though. You’re bound to see some really painful times.

  21. MicaXIII

    now Prozac don’t be jell, death has it difficult

  22. OsorioChong

    Man, Crack is so cute in these panels.
    Shame he’s mostly ignored.

  23. Ice Raven

    Geese are just fine = With cesnut and mushroom dressing ! :P

  24. tigerbiten

    I don’t blame him at all–those birds poop while on the wing. Not all splatter on your car is because of pigeons.

  25. bojangles

    This could honestly become a movie.. seriously, like if it started right before the girl bears came to the zoo

  26. TaggertShare

    Crack may have a good reason to run. Once while watching a Flock of Canada Geese fly overhead my Sister in Law
    took a “Bomb” hit. Yeah, a Goose hit her right on the top of her Head with Goose Poop!

  27. EatingFurniture

    @OsorioChong; It’s so great seeing Crack Bear be happy.

  28. madeofstardust

    Death is still my favorite. *sighs*

  29. Faiz

    At least Death learned his lesson to use insulators when handling things; or , the others when he touches them.

  30. Michael Sirius

    Jealous, Prozac?

  31. Caveman

    White rose is the symbol of love and they at the even planting roses hulk vs electro

  32. EatingFurniture

    The white rose can also symbolize a new start. However, it’s more likely that it symbolizes love, based on what I found about dandelions (which is what I think that is in Prozac’s paw) they can mean desire, affection, and “love me.” If this is what Alison intended, this very subtly develops Prozac on a deep level.

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