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April 21st, 2014

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Happy belated Easter weekend to those who celebrate, and those who just eat way more chocolate than usual :)  My brother’s girlfriend won a giant white chocolate bunny from a draw at a grocery store.  This thing is a monster that stood almost as tall as the twins.  It’s hollow but it’s thick and I can’t imagine how long it will take to eat it all, kind of getting queazy just thinking about it.  I like white chocolate, but it gets a little too sweet really fast.  We broke off the head and brought it home in a bag; from the tips of the ears to the bottom of it’s jagged neck wound it’s as long as my forearm.  Maybe I’ll just throw it on the floor and let my wild pack of animals devour the carcass…

I totally meant to respond to some of the comments last week and then I… forgot.  Lame excuse, sorry.  But the wishful thinking for a strapping, manly love interest for Gay did stick out as he’s already got one, or four actually :)  Lech, and three hulking male polar bears who are confined to a small exhibit and do nothing but workout all day.  I imagine there’s a lot of pent up urges in a zoo…

For my European fans!  ‘Super Exclusive Club’ (or the “You made Batman cry!” shirt as Sam calls it) is available now on TeeTee.  (for 48 hours)  They’re based in Italy so better shipping rates for you!

My Pabu shirt was up yesterday at Ript but you can still get it for a few more hours in their last chance section!  I’ve also started working on some random little Father’s Day design ideas like this so this week’s vote incentive is a little Star Warsish.


  1. BrobyDDark


    Oh, Gay, the closet only got more crowded with Prada and Gucci after that.

  2. Constance

    Your comment on prada and gucci got me imagining the girls stealing Gay’s clothes / things, and then claiming them to be theirs, lol…

  3. BoB

    Knowing how Lech acts around the girls we might see if this Glech thing really exists.

  4. Alister

    That sixth panel is just as sweet as all the Easter chocolate I’ll be devouring through the course of this month.

  5. chocoblue

    Edward is not as much of a grouch as he appears to be :)
    Wow. Gay is not comfortable with the announcement about the girls in the least.
    And what do you mean by “chilling with a new crowd”, Nerd? ;)

  6. Sterling Rodd

    You know something; as interesting as the potential of the girl bears is, I find myself even more intrigued by this “new crowd” of Nerd’s. Other animals in the zoo? An online community where he can blend in as human? Aliens who like to probe… well, no, I guess that would be more Gay’s crowd than Nerd’s. :)

    White chocolate… I used to dislike the stuff, because it lacks that dark, deep note of more regular chocolate. But once I learned to accept it on its own terms, I really started to like the stuff. The best thing about it is you can have it around animals… I imagine you meant human ones, Alison, but I mean dogs in particular. Not everyone knows that regular chocolate can make them sick, or even kill them. It’s a chemical called theobromine that does it. But it’s not in white chocolate, so that’s safe to have around your pets. :)

    Say… I wonder if theobromine is toxic to bears? They are extremely closely related to dogs and cats…

  7. Glowworm

    That 6th panel with Edward and his daughter is adorable.

  8. hi

    awww…. pabu’s soo cuute!

  9. chocoblue

    @Sterling: The idea of Nerd posing as a human on an online community is what came to my mind when I read “new crowd”. He could be a user on the Bear Nuts page for all we know XD

  10. Urago

    I think Madge is a jerk. No offense to Madge fans.

  11. Sterling Rodd

    @chocoblue: Yeah, I could… I mean, he could. :)

  12. corvuscorone68

    i love how Gay is Tanked’s carer xD

  13. Sterling Rodd

    I’ve long speculated that given the way they bicker, Gay and Lech were probably brothers… but I think Alison just shot that down. :)

  14. Lawr

    Nah, it’s been a flimsy baseless idea since it was conceived

  15. Sparrow9612

    What were the bears eating? Some sort of meat?

  16. corvuscorone68

    @Sparrow9612 not likely, since it was hosted by elephants and at least one of the pachyderms was eating it too, maybe some kinda pastry?

  17. Bry

    poor Gay…i know all the bears know hes gay, or at least can take a guess he is, but now itll be official when he shows no interest in the new ladies…not just to the bears though, most likely the entire zoo. does this mean he’ll fake being straight (even though it’s kinda pointless)? this should be good xD

  18. Bry

    oh…and what “new crowd” is Nerd taking about? i guess we shall wait and see :3

  19. MagnuM

    i cant wait for them to tell the other bears so we could see what everyone’s reaction is like xD

  20. Sparrow9612

    @corvuscorone68 I figured that was one possibility. Reminds me a bit of French toast sticks. Those are really good.

  21. Dire

    I wonder if Nerd did clone himself after all, in secret.

  22. chocoblue

    @Dire: I have feeling the machine was destroyed by Hulk-Prozac.

  23. NAZF

    @Sparrow9612 and corvuscorone68: It’s probably biscotti, or at least that wast my first thought. They’re often served with stuff like coffee and tea, and Gay seems like someone who’d be into little “fancy” foods like that.

  24. corvuscorone68

    the word biscuit comes from biscotti, the British call what Americans call “cookies” “biscuits”, thus biscotti are closer to cookies than say buttermilk biscuits; also, i like penguins, despite their attempts to steal my Snickers bar and thus ruin my life; you may say, just get another Snickers but this one is legendary, it’s the reason for my special powers, such as the ability to levitate above quicksand

  25. Sterling Rodd

    @corvuscorone68: Ah, yes, “biscotti”. Italian for “edible fibreglass”. There’s nothing like cutting your gums up after a fine meal. :D

  26. Crybaby Knight

    Everyone is talking about panel six being adorable and while I agree I keep looking at seven. I think it’s sweet that Gay is holding Tank’s hand :)

  27. NAZF

    @corvuscorone68: lol, wtf? XD I think I like you. :D

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