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Argh! It snowed again on Saturday! It’s April already and all the snow pants have holes in the knees :P Time for spring!!
So… ladies. As much as I creative failed with the kind of cliche title, it is somewhat relevant. I know some of you are familiar with older sketches of the girl bears already so I ask that you please don’t spoil it in the comments for anyone who’s not. It’s been fun shaking up the status quo in the bear exhibit; I think the males have gotten a little complacent in their ways :) I’ll probably post some wip and concept sketches for the girls on the FaceBook page in the next little while so feel free to go like BN on FB so you don’t miss them… or you likely still will since FB throttles posts so much… gripe. I will post them on here eventually once the girls debut, but first things first: birthday tea party for an elephant!
Vote incentive: There’s not enough ‘Legend of Korra’ tees out there. Just trying to do my part :)







April 7th, 2014 at 12:11 am
Girlss!
April 7th, 2014 at 12:16 am
The look on her face in that last panel is PRICELESS. Good to see they have a close relationship with the elephants though.
April 7th, 2014 at 12:16 am
And thus an elephant is drunk. Also, I cannot wait until the new bears are released!
April 7th, 2014 at 1:04 am
Oh crap, girl bears? I can’t wait to see this one. And I love Marge, she’s so awesome. I feel Edward and Tanked may get along too after that flask share.
April 7th, 2014 at 1:34 am
@abowden
I think the dark elephant is male (birthday girl’s dad). Not sure if he’s annoyed at his wife fawning over the bears or because he’s stuck at a tea party.
April 7th, 2014 at 1:57 am
Oh Yeah! It’s about time we see them come around :D
April 7th, 2014 at 2:02 am
whooooooo THIS shod be good :P
April 7th, 2014 at 5:15 am
Aww, the baby looks so cute in that. ♥
Also, I really hope the girls have actually interesting and varied personalities like the boys do. Not “Oh I’m a girl so I have a tampon on my belly and I PMS” or “I’m a girl, so I’m a slut.” and etc. Ugh.
April 7th, 2014 at 5:34 am
@Tara: Well, hang on; let’s not be too quick to dismiss this slut thing… :)
April 7th, 2014 at 5:57 am
i think you guys missed the point of not spoiling for people in the comment like she specifically asked xD
April 7th, 2014 at 5:59 am
Girl bears!!! YES I can’t wait this’ll be the BOMB DIGGETY DONK LETS SEE WHATS WHAT
April 7th, 2014 at 6:01 am
I actually had a feeling the beginning would be the guys being guy-er than usual (or just showing all the guy stuff we all know about but didn’t actually SEE) so you could see the contrast. And the horror :D
April 7th, 2014 at 7:01 am
YES THE GIRLS. I just… really reeeaalllly hope we’re really not going to have to be forced to see a dirty tamon one of their bellies all the time.
I’m sure they’re going to be be awesome, everything’s been awesome so far. The tamon thing is the only thing thats gonna kill it for me. 8’T
April 7th, 2014 at 7:04 am
Tank LOVES tea parties. There are older panels where he has stuffed little dolls (stick dolls) around a tea table and the entire party is going on in his head.
You know, Girls are more than just – the repeated memes. Women, Ladies, can bring a calming influence, or leadership qualities, or even, yes, be a tyrant and scare the daylights out of Evil. but of course, this is the discount zoo, so…. yes, they will be dysfunctional. “Every bear male that has dated her has ended up… (sounds of psyco in the background when evil is taking a shower…)
April 7th, 2014 at 7:22 am
I love that hat on the baby. Also, those last two panels with Edward and Tanked are priceless.
April 7th, 2014 at 8:09 am
@IWX Probably annoyed at being at a tea party. Nothing that Tanked’s flask can’t cure, though!
April 7th, 2014 at 10:30 am
You know, I was thinking…
How the fuck will Lech keep his dick in his pa- erm, fur. I mean, one is quite frankly a [redacted] if I am correct, so what’s keeping him from horndogging. If Nerd gets a crush on [redacted] that would be pretty cute.
April 7th, 2014 at 11:04 am
Got a feeling most people are excited for the girl bears because they’re furries and want a reason to fap… Just saying. :P
April 7th, 2014 at 11:32 am
@Constance:
Why the hell would they come here to fap to this instead of the literally hundreds of thousands of furry porn out there? Just saying :P
April 7th, 2014 at 12:44 pm
I love the last three panels XD.
April 7th, 2014 at 1:59 pm
wow so the females are going to come in soon?! COOL XD Dude I hope one of them takes a liking to Evil or vice versa XD
April 7th, 2014 at 3:29 pm
@Blacky Blackerson They’re furries. I didn’t credit intelligence or morals to their name. :P
April 7th, 2014 at 3:55 pm
I rather Gay and Nerd than Nerd choosing a girl.
Or Gay and Lech
April 7th, 2014 at 4:53 pm
Sharing is caring!
April 7th, 2014 at 4:57 pm
FINALLY! I haven’t even read the comic for today yet and I have to comment after seeing the title! I have seen the silhouettes of the girl bears on the Bios page for probably 2 years now and have been DYING to see them in the comic! Other than that, I know absolutely nothing of them, so no spoilers from me. :D I wonder if they’re just as psychotic as the rest of them!
April 7th, 2014 at 6:51 pm
@Consance: I think you’re really just looking for someone to be upset about what you said bud. Guess that didn’t work xD
April 7th, 2014 at 8:51 pm
So, the moment I’ve been waiting for since – I don’t know, 2009? – finally comes.
April 7th, 2014 at 9:48 pm
I have a feeling Lech is gonna be showing off a lot XD
Oh! Oh! How about Lech vs. Prozac? They’re probably going to fight over one of the ladies…
April 7th, 2014 at 10:08 pm
@Constance: Not all furries are like that. Just like gays are not attracted to everything male. Don’t be a bigot.
April 8th, 2014 at 12:24 am
One thing I really really liked about this comic is that there were no love interests, because god damn every other piece of media is all about boys and girls hooking up, because honestly, that’s what sells. It’s totally cool that females are being thrown into the mix, and sure, there will be shenanigans and possible dudefights, but if serious love/relationship arcs start to spawn, I’m very quickly going to lose interest, to be completely honest
Call it an unpopular opinion?
April 8th, 2014 at 8:29 am
@aephius
Even love plots can be interesting and fun if done and carried out well. :)
I dont mind either way, this comic is awesome.
April 8th, 2014 at 10:49 am
Please hold back on spoilers, everyone! I know nothing about these girl bears and want to be surprised. :)
April 8th, 2014 at 1:02 pm
@Urago Don’t be a tard? I didn’t say “all furries”, so assumptions get you no where.
@Blacky Blackerson Upsetting people on the internet? That’s about as pointless as voting for the BmP and hoping their racist slander is revoked.
IF what I said upset you then that’s all in how you took what I said. You’re on the internet, don’t get upset when someone says something you don’t agree with, because, like myself, I don’t care if it offended you, as it was merely my point of opinion.
I know people are going to fap to those female bears. So sense going “lalala, furries don’t fap to animals”. :P
April 8th, 2014 at 10:37 pm
Okay, sorry. But, seriously, don’t use “tard” as an insult, ableism is a serious thing. The disabled are people too.
April 9th, 2014 at 10:52 am
Constance just shut up, really lol. People are excited because we haven’t yet seen a single girl and that’s it.
April 9th, 2014 at 1:29 pm
@Tara: I agree. Let’s keep calm and wait for the lady bears. We don’t need to blow anything out of proportion.
April 9th, 2014 at 2:03 pm
@chocoblue Dude I luv you XD lol TAKE CHOCOBLUE”S ADVICE!
April 9th, 2014 at 2:41 pm
I don’t think this guy has been around long enough to know that these girls have been teased for years. Also, he also doesn’t know that these girls already exist. So if people did want to fap to them, they would have already.
But something’s telling me he’s not going to accept that fact and go on his own BS tangent xD
April 9th, 2014 at 3:13 pm
Ugh… I hate to sound like a hater but I don’t think bringing girl bears into the series is such a good idea. I would rather have an all male cast. But hey, that’s just me.
April 9th, 2014 at 3:20 pm
@Chris: and I respect your opinion. I think that most of us are used to seeing the guys be themselves. They create enough drama on their own XD . In my own opinion, I’m excited to see what the girlies are going to be like. We should still give them a chance, and see how it all plays out. :)
April 9th, 2014 at 7:39 pm
Discussion is great! Accusations/denigrations about certain fandoms and hating on the girls before they’ve even appeared is less so! Carry on.
April 9th, 2014 at 7:58 pm
@Alison: I’m seriously excited about seeing the girls in action. I hope we meet them soon! I can’t wait! *fangirling intensifies*
April 9th, 2014 at 10:04 pm
nobody seemed to have a problem when people hated Vanity before and after he actually appeared ;^)
April 10th, 2014 at 5:26 am
So Gay and Nerd are the token “girl” bears or are we getting two more? PMS and Inappropriate Cosplay?
April 10th, 2014 at 11:17 am
@Lawr: People may hate Vanity, but I still find him adorable and would hug him if I could.
April 10th, 2014 at 2:16 pm
WARNING: MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS. I think that neither of the girls will be interested in the guys; more in gay for his feminine shelter from testosterone storm. (Accusing finger at lech). But ONE particular bear will be fluttering around a bit. For a little. And the OTHER particular bear I think will be bffs with Prozac cause I think they’ll have something in common. :) sorry if that was too spoilery. any thoughts?
April 10th, 2014 at 2:22 pm
WARNING: MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS:
I have a feeling that ONE PARTICULAR FEMALE BEAR will get bored with the guys easily and quickly. </3 And THE OTHER particular bear will get along bff wise with Prozac because they might have SOME THING in common. :D either way, both will end up being sisterly with each other, disinterested (in THAT way) with the males, and using gay’s feminine shelter from the testosterone storm. (Accusing finger at Lech.) but nothing worse than gay’s tea parties.
April 10th, 2014 at 4:18 pm
No ones commented on Tank’s new hairdo! The hair and bow tie look cuter on Tank than Gay. :)
Just saying, but I myself am excited for the girl bears to be coming into the story.
April 10th, 2014 at 4:31 pm
@I’m bored with names: Gay will have some yoga buddies! But Lech will probably just show up to check out the girls lol.
April 11th, 2014 at 1:21 am
Everyone will be okay as long as it’s not these two… ;-) Don’t worry, it’s SFW.
https://e621.net/post/show/466876/