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Inevitable fallout starring Crack who did pretty much nothing that whole last arc cause he’s a big wuss, or as he would prefer, a strategic planner who bides his time and strikes at just the right moment, in secret. Preferably without getting internal damage.
Sam brought home the latest plague making it’s way through kindergarten and this time we all got it. Snotty feverish two year olds alternating waking up and crying all night for 4 days straight plus my own pounding headache and sore throat :( And that weird fever thing where you’re shivering and tensing your muscles and layering 3 sweaters and turning the heat up and taking a scalding shower… then 5 minutes later you realize you’re dripping with sweat and that innermost tee shirt layer is soaked and you have to have another shower to get clean… cold again 1/2 hour later. That was my weekend!!
If you ever don’t wait the whole 48 symptom free hours before sending your kid back to school then I hate you with a burning/freezing/burning passion.
So the comments and emails I got about shipping Nerd/Evil made me laugh, and then made me sketch… lots of laughs were had, none inappropriate though (sorry xxx furry folk) but random bear coupling sketches may pop up as vote incentives from now on… starting with this one.
February 3rd, 2014 at 12:48 am
Oh Jesus Cracked…
February 3rd, 2014 at 1:36 am
Heh, some new cracky madness ahead… It’s sure gonna be fun :)
February 3rd, 2014 at 1:40 am
Oh crack. <3
February 3rd, 2014 at 2:00 am
Crack has a pretty advanced vocabulary.
I’m looking forward to those vote incentives.
February 3rd, 2014 at 2:20 am
Okay, three things I have to say:
1. On the topic of Nerd/Evil, and last week’s comic, I think Nerd is a masochist;
2. The vote incentive pic is epic adorable;
3. Crack needs to cut it out with this paranoia… Even if that is actually Evil 2 (which I doubt), it’s still the lesser Evil… lol XD
Also, first comment on this site, and I have to say I love it! :D
Nothin’ like a corrupted parody of a more innocent series to make yer day!
February 3rd, 2014 at 2:27 am
Oh, and sleeping Evil is cute. X3
*…is a Evil fan :)*
February 3rd, 2014 at 3:26 am
I had an aunt who was a teacher, who made her two daughters go to school every day, regardless of state of health. The first one got an award for being at school literally every single day of every year of all of elementary school and high school. Twelve years, not ONE absence.
Given that she was not immune to illness, and my aunt is just a horrible selfish person, I kept wondering why they gave her an award, instead of calling child protective services. Her second daughter, being a bit smarter than the older one, told my aunt to piss off a couple of times during high school, so she didn’t get the same award. Thank god.
February 3rd, 2014 at 3:26 am
…Our comments are moderated now? Did something happen? O_o
February 3rd, 2014 at 7:20 am
behold everyone, the new Sherlocracked
February 3rd, 2014 at 7:57 am
That NerdxEvil! You should draw them sleeping on each other!
February 3rd, 2014 at 8:34 am
Ah, children. Charming little vectors, aren’t they?
February 3rd, 2014 at 12:33 pm
Wow, when Cracked can talk he’s rather articulate.
February 3rd, 2014 at 1:04 pm
Sounds like that hammer might have cracked a rib or two there.
I’m loving Crack’s facial expressions in this page. It’s a nice change from his usual “super stressed” face.
February 3rd, 2014 at 2:21 pm
FINALLY i have been waiting for this to happen and @BortBort cute idea ^_^ man Alison should see some of the fan art already on the internet… since I’m not sure if anyone else will say it Gay/Lech anyone… lol
February 3rd, 2014 at 4:39 pm
I am somewhat confused as to what Crack’s hand is doing in the bottom left panel. He could be stabilizing himself to push up for his menacing lines in the next panel… but then his hand should be on the ground, not up in the air. He could be extending a hand in the hopes that Evil (2?) will help pull him up… but given that he’s sneaking into Evil’s room to accuse him of things this seems even more unlikely. Currently, the best theory me and my friends have is that he’s flipping the bird at Evil with his little stubby bear fingers.
February 3rd, 2014 at 7:38 pm
Panel 12 is the sanest crack bear has ever looked.
February 3rd, 2014 at 8:09 pm
@Mark he is, that is to say he’s flipping Evil off
on an unrelated note, i’m pretty sure the survivor is Evil Prime since it’s unlikely a cloning failsafe would have affected him
February 3rd, 2014 at 10:28 pm
Nerd and Evil’s romance will sadly come to an abrupt end when that bike goes over the cliff
February 4th, 2014 at 12:03 am
@Mark – 4 fingers OP
If he is indeed flipping off Evil, we have a problem with the picture of Gay flipping off Lech in Gretzky style. Since the bears do have a thumb and the gesture is synonymous with “Give em’ the middle finger” then I see the middle most non-thumb finger in the bear’s case “looking” more correct.
I know a lot of parents stress the importance of attendance and school and therefore have kids go to school even when they are sick. My parents wouldn’t let me skip out on school unless I was super sick and throwing up or something. If not and my fever wasn’t at least triple digits then I wasn’t sick enough.
I don’t believe in doing it myself but I understand the reasons behind it.
February 4th, 2014 at 5:35 am
I really hope your feeling better. It seems every time I get sick it’s right after we have my baby brother’s boys or my other brother daughter over. It also always seems to be that weird hot cold thing at the same time too. Sick kids and the moms who still take care of them also prove how tough moms are.
February 4th, 2014 at 10:14 am
Evil is so adorable when he’s sleeping.
February 4th, 2014 at 9:30 pm
lol i can already tell this arc will be funny. Evil does not look amused in that last panel xD
February 5th, 2014 at 10:33 pm
@Bry If this arc is anything like arc where Crack kidnapped Evil because he thought his ear tag was some sort of transmitting device, it’ll be one heck of a fun one!
February 7th, 2014 at 11:43 am
Oh, sweet Crack.
April 7th, 2014 at 12:51 am
Well, I guess it’s true that Crack wasn’t there and didn’t totally see what happened to the new Evil. Also, Crack has the best suspicious faces.