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November 15th, 2010

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Evil may be creative when it comes to pranks and vengeance-taking and general dickery, but his imagination is pretty limited in the end. He tends to fixate, or I guess why change up the classics like ice cream scooping someone’s eyes? I remember a CSI Vegas ep where the psycho baddie of the week took one eyeball from his victim and sewed it into someone else’s socket and let them go (he first lobotomized them thru the nose though). One, that’s really gross, and two, I wonder about the writing staff on some of these shows… where do ideas like that come from?? I don’t think I would ever think of one person doing something like that to another. Do they get bonuses for coming up with the most gross and inhumane thing to do? How do all these procedural shows keep coming up with new creepiness?

Speaking of creepiness, how’d you like to have this thing come floating at you in the dark? Silently of course :)

I’ve also posted a couple more new pieces of fan art including more Gletch! Have I mentioned recently how awesome you guys are??

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Techhead
November 15th, 2010 at 6:21 pm

Creepily enough, a lot of CSI episodes are based, at least in part, on actual murders. Some details are changed, but they don’t just make everything up.

Evil2.0
November 15th, 2010 at 7:12 pm

Why is he doing this…who bribed him with porn, really i can find no other reason for him to help

Kikren
November 15th, 2010 at 7:20 pm

CREEPYPASTA STRIP FTW!!

Dim
November 15th, 2010 at 8:02 pm

I had to LOL at the steaming pile of crap picture on the panda’s bear chest

Nicole
November 15th, 2010 at 9:34 pm

Not in a million years would I have expected Lech to be on watch like that. Lech is the MAN. For today, anyway. ;)

Whew…the eyes are saved! I knew Evil was gonna be that evil. This is the bear that tried to roast a child rotisserie style!

Skullbank
November 15th, 2010 at 10:07 pm

Evil’s imagination isn’t limited, he’s just determined to follow through with his vision. Even if it’s a horrific, traumatizing vision. However, I’m a little disappointed he shaved Vanity but didn’t bother to give him a reverse mohawk.

Alix
November 15th, 2010 at 10:25 pm

Thise kids aren’t in a wavy outline… are they actually watching, or just figments of Evil’s imagination?

iknewthat
November 15th, 2010 at 10:48 pm

… okay I didn’t really like Lech before but the tackle of awesome has sent me to his team.
GO LECH!!! *WAVES LARGE FLAG WITH “L” ON IT*

iknewthat
November 15th, 2010 at 10:49 pm

also that kidney shot.

iknewthat
November 15th, 2010 at 10:50 pm

though I can’t help feeling a BIT sorry for Evil, he was so happy!… for both him and the ice cream scoop…
his saying “aww, scoop!” with such love was adorable. and disturbing. o_O

Hoheh
November 16th, 2010 at 1:29 am

Evil came dangerously close to crossing the moral event horizoon…

kitsunekage
November 16th, 2010 at 1:53 am

@ Antony no clue who any of those people are at the moment, but I always imagine Death with either a low, gravelly voice, or….. Ugh! for the Life of me, I can’t remember the actor who played Gandalf in Lord of the Rings!……. But you probibly know what I mean now….. Hope that helps.
Oh! And I would totally volentere to do the voice of Crack!

Tomfox
November 16th, 2010 at 1:59 am

There’s a female somewhere watching. There’s no other reason for Lech to step up and be a hero otherwise. He’s playing hero for something to gain.

balognasheep
November 16th, 2010 at 4:54 am

I’m sad that Evil’s work was interrupted :\

Chris
November 16th, 2010 at 8:37 am

So, did anyone else notice that Ling Ling’s Star on his belly when shaved off is actually an image of a steaming pile of shit underneath?

Could this be a glimpse at his true personality?

Chris
November 16th, 2010 at 8:40 am

Hah…. Wasn’t even thinking when I was typing and called him “Ling Ling” instead of “Ping Pong”! Oops! Man, it is too early in the morning.

Pikaseel
November 16th, 2010 at 12:01 pm

Lol…. Cock monkey….

Hex
November 16th, 2010 at 3:15 pm

DRAT! Foiled again!

Enigma
November 16th, 2010 at 3:38 pm

Kitsunekage pay up on the bet *grins* and no don’t ask how I got as close as I did.

reccaman
November 16th, 2010 at 4:41 pm

well nerd bear seems to have been right when he said a few comics ago it could have been worse and it almost was (bear fights round 2 except no faking)

Anime fan
November 16th, 2010 at 9:45 pm

Did Lech just save the mini-D***weed?

iknewthat
November 16th, 2010 at 10:53 pm

@ Chris – Evil drew the poo on… besides the “incision” marks for the ice cream scoop. creeeeepyevilDX

Alix
November 17th, 2010 at 1:34 am

I bet Lech is going to hold this over Prozac at some point. Because I totally would, in Lech’s position.

kitsunekage
November 17th, 2010 at 1:44 am

@ Enigma You win, nothing! You didn’t place ant money on the bet, and nobody else signed up!….. but, to be fair, I’ll give you *Rumages thru pokects* 3 cents, a gumball, a button, some lint, and a bottle cap. Have fun!

kaijufan33
November 17th, 2010 at 2:13 am

Falcon punch!

Enigma
November 17th, 2010 at 2:21 pm

*looks at the pile* well better then nothing. Now to bad Vanity well most likely learn nothing from this still say him getting mange would be good for him.