August 23rd, 2010
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Plushies!! I vaguely remember my parents having a hard time getting me out of the souvenir store at the Toronto Zoo. I love animals and stuffed toys so that place was a danger zone indeed… and probably a bit overpriced as well. I can’t wait to take Sammy there! I can blame all the impulse shopping on him!
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August 23rd, 2010 at 12:04 am
I wonder what Gimp and Death’s opinion on this is…
August 23rd, 2010 at 12:07 am
I just noticed that you did not put Ping-Pong on the bear bios yet…
Evil is taking this better than I thought he would. Most of the others are raging, but Evil is just leering!
August 23rd, 2010 at 12:07 am
Lech has a point, the last time I was at the zoo, everyone was saying how majestic the ‘cool’ animals were even though they were majestically staring at the inside of their eyeballs. I spent most of the time in the gift shop. :D
August 23rd, 2010 at 12:09 am
Man, I want a panda plushie… I want a Prozac Bear plushie more though. I also really want that kid’s hat.
My dad pointed out that the panda bringing in more money should mean better funding for all the animals (including the bears), but then again we’re talking about a zoo that serves moldy rotten fruit to bears…
August 23rd, 2010 at 12:10 am
PS, totally love the last panel of Token Asian Bear stuffing his face. So drooly.
August 23rd, 2010 at 1:14 am
I’m surprised that Ping Pong doesn’t have the black patches around his eyes or blue Panda eyes. It’d add to the cuteness. Unless of course.. he isn’t really a panda! O:
Eitherway, look forward to seeing how he develops. xD
August 23rd, 2010 at 1:32 am
They’re PANDering to the Panda? unBEARable!
August 23rd, 2010 at 1:47 am
NEW CHARACTER NEEDS CATCH PHRASE PLEASE! >:D Anyway… lol, I was reading the comments of an older comic, #28 or something, and someone said that there should be catch phrase for the bears. Since it’s a brand new character there is still time! :D Would you think of wanting doing something like? If so how about his/her (the panda) thing is to say “bonjour”?
August 23rd, 2010 at 1:59 am
But… He looks cute while eating that stupid plant. xD
August 23rd, 2010 at 2:32 am
@Yippee: *shrug*
And thought so: Vanity. This should be good: PP vs Lech vs Gay. Let it begin.
August 23rd, 2010 at 2:55 am
Oh no! Bear is driving sales margins!
HOW CAN THIS BE D:-
August 23rd, 2010 at 3:01 am
@Michelle Aw, that was going to be my comment, lol
Poor little Tanked looks miserable. Seeing all the bears so ticked, this could be bad, all of them having a common goal, being aginst the new panda. I have a theory on what may happen, I just hope nothing too unpleasant happens to Ping Pong
August 23rd, 2010 at 3:16 am
Bear Nuts plushies!
August 23rd, 2010 at 3:35 am
heh- that quote of Lech was reminiscent of Nottingham’s speech in “Robin Hood: Prince Of Thieves”…
“Let me get this straight- Robin Hood steals money from my pocket, forcing me to hurt the public, and they LOVE him for it? “
August 23rd, 2010 at 3:42 am
i love lech flipping ping off, but why hasn’t evil burned down all the bamboo at night? it seems like something he would do.
August 23rd, 2010 at 4:26 am
Omg…mutant kids with four fingers! D:
August 23rd, 2010 at 4:46 am
I wrote this yesterday, but then my internet broke down, now I’m kinda late, but maybe you like it anyway.
~~
In an attempt to un-spoil the panda’s name, I’m giving you a poem adressed to his zoo alias.
_A poem to Ping Pong the panda_
Panda! I’m not quite sure what to write,
as delighted by your vended splendor
as your buyer and your splendid vendor,
you are so much more than black and white!
Kidnapped from your motherland with might,
but so what, for you could never stand her.
Now the sweetest flowers bloom in sight,
tasty twigs, true tongue tickling to tender.
What is in your name, or a bamboo’s?
Does it flavor, say, of veggie goose?
Can you capture each crumb’s atmosphere
in the whiteness of your coated rear?
We can’t tell all this, it’s not our play,
you’re the new character of the day.
~~
Yeah… now the name’s official, so what. It’s a splendid opening page however! “Ping Pong” is just adorable and I’m really excited about what the other bears’ attitude towards him will result in.
August 23rd, 2010 at 5:14 am
Never seen Nerd bear so pumped with rage (well, maybe when he mauled evil…)
August 23rd, 2010 at 6:05 am
@Lea…Okkaaayyy…. anyway Vanity was imminent. Great job allison keep upthe good work.
August 23rd, 2010 at 8:20 am
@Kookabura8su: Nice.
@13yaroza: You think the panda should speak french? I suppose it would be good and odd.
@Calbeck: lol, best part of that whole series!
@JCH: someday!
@The Origami Guy: I love that actor too! Especially the bit about cutting out hearts with spoons.
@Lea: lovely, my fav line is “the whiteness of your coated rear”.
@FTS: thanks!
August 23rd, 2010 at 10:03 am
all the kids love him, ’cause he’s so cute~<3
August 23rd, 2010 at 11:35 am
that panda is evil more evil than Evil! D: (and too lazy to reproduce)
August 23rd, 2010 at 12:37 pm
What a cute new bear. :) Looking forward to what’s coming next!
OMG…I’m in love with Pirate Evil. He is TOO COOL.
August 23rd, 2010 at 1:00 pm
oh great, now I want a evil plushie and a death plushie.
also I can’t wait for fan expo! I wants a book! I be COUNTIN DOWN ZEE DAYS!
August 23rd, 2010 at 1:12 pm
@admin: Wouldn’t it be something if Ping Pong is the one thing Crack Bear isn’t freaked out over?
August 23rd, 2010 at 3:37 pm
@admin… You could say how as a baby panda he was separated from his mom and shipped to France’s national zoo. But then he was given as a gift to the USA, but when he was in France another panda taught him English! hua? what ya think? :D
August 23rd, 2010 at 3:47 pm
Pandas suck. If it werent for us they would be dead already, natural selection wasnt able to get them yet D:
August 23rd, 2010 at 4:39 pm
You should gather all the fans and go to the Toronto Zoo together! Good excuse to get Sammy out of the house =)
August 23rd, 2010 at 6:16 pm
Where’s Death these days? I miss him …. ^^ the panda’s cute though …. ^^
August 23rd, 2010 at 10:57 pm
I love that Lech is flipping the bird. Hilarious!
August 24th, 2010 at 7:41 am
I love how lech is like ‘wheres the justice?!’
August 24th, 2010 at 10:21 am
Hahahah man i love how the kids always seem to have these square beefy unchild like faces!
expecialy the black/mexican/whatever race kid. Frikin awsome ^^
August 24th, 2010 at 11:12 am
I bet young sammy was used to draw that perfect drooling in the final panel. :)
August 24th, 2010 at 7:48 pm
lol, big time jealously.
@Ben, lol yes the sales would hit the roof like this comic. (my shelves would be stuffed) XD
August 25th, 2010 at 12:51 am
Man… having an even number of fingers and still being able to stick up your middle finger at someone is AWESOME
August 25th, 2010 at 7:42 am
@admin: Glad you like it. =D I was less lucky with another poem I wrote that day, probably because it’s real depressing and people don’t like to read depressing things, since it’s summer and all. I should probably collect all the depressing stuff I do now and publish it in winter when people enjoy being depressed. Also, I ramble too much. I should get back to doing something useful.
LET’S GET READY TO end the ramble… ! Now. Regards.
August 25th, 2010 at 3:49 pm
i love how the kids are little more than gaping maws of crooked teeth on a bobble-head
August 25th, 2010 at 4:09 pm
Kinda hoping there will be some funny plot twist informing the actual bears that pandas aren’t bears.
August 25th, 2010 at 4:44 pm
That EVIL SON OF A BITCH! KILL IT KILL IT! KILL IT NOOOOW! Anyways good comic
August 25th, 2010 at 5:26 pm
Asians, always taking our jobs XD KIDDING! Maybe it’ll turn out like that baby polar bear, he gets older and less cute ^^
August 25th, 2010 at 8:10 pm
@Kaos: I was interested to read that their young stay with them for 18 months. That’s a pretty long time when your life span is limited, probably why they don’t mate very often!
@Nicole: I like Pirate E too but steel yourself because he’s going down!
@Ben: I can’t wait! I’m a total shut in at home!!
@squeakybunny: even Crack could take him out perhaps
@Sam: that’s an awesome idea :)
@Tigerbitten: he seems to be mostly past that really drooly stage, now he’s just mildly drooly
@Xaien: he gets his point across :)
@trashcanblowtorchmarshmallow: that’s the most awesome description of my creepy children EVER
@Aki: actually I looked into this before I finished this arc and apparently some recent gene mapping confirmed that pandas are a species of bears, the rarest one I suppose
@Hex: STAB IT DEAD! IN THE EYES!!
August 25th, 2010 at 11:13 pm
So this brings up a question:
Ping Pong is, I’m assuming, going to be referred to as Vanity Bear in the future (I’m guessing this from the title of this arc, I don’t honestly know). Does this mean that the other bears – Prozac, Evil, etc. – all have “names” as well? Perhaps something the zookeepers refer to them as?
*Edit* I posted this on your welcome page too. Whoops. Hurrrr.
August 26th, 2010 at 10:18 am
yuck! that panda bear is.. yucky! :<
August 26th, 2010 at 11:09 am
Admin: “… some recent gene mapping confirmed that pandas are a species of bears, the rarest one I suppose”
Yeah but the Ursi Moroni don’t know that, do they? :3
I’m just intrigued by questions of identity and silly critters arguing over the same. X3
August 26th, 2010 at 1:15 pm
i love jock’s face :D
August 26th, 2010 at 3:26 pm
*steels herself*
I’m ready. *sigh*
August 27th, 2010 at 9:50 pm
LOL I love the 4th panel where Lech is flipping the bird! XD
November 25th, 2010 at 11:41 am
how come he doesn’t have black fur around its eyes?