April 24th, 2009
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The fear of kites does not come from any personal experience, though I did see a Youtube video where I guy got mowed down by a rather large kite. The thing was diving fast and the impact looked pretty painful actually.
I didn’t like the dark very much when I was younger, but now I can’t sleep if there’s any light anywhere. A crack of street light coming through the blinds will drive me nuts.
Today’s vote incentive is Toster without the cone, because she really does have a cute little face :)
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June 16th, 2009 at 3:15 pm
What was Prozac doing with a kite anyway?
July 25th, 2009 at 7:13 pm
i love crack!!!! ? hes so cute and reminds me of myself!!! ? lol im so paraniod!!!!
July 26th, 2009 at 6:24 pm
Corn?
September 26th, 2009 at 10:49 am
*In Dr. Weird voice* Gentlemen! I give you, CORN!
April 13th, 2010 at 8:51 pm
I love that being buried in a box is “mundane and common.” Hehe. So great.
July 25th, 2010 at 12:17 am
this is just priceless and I actually saw that youtube video it was hilarious BTW any body reading this that means you Jack (just did that to freak people out) go to smackjeeves.com that place has so many webcomics its not even funny……….well maybe a little
November 11th, 2010 at 12:15 am
I’ve a theory on the fear of kites. In Pakistan and Afghanistan I know kids had kite flying competitions where they’d rub powdered glass onto their kite strings and cut eachothers kites down from the sky. That made for some nasty injuries if people weren’t careful so maybe Crack Bear’s fear stems from knowledge of that. Or maybe he’s got the perfectly healthy normal fear of being strangled to death from the too long and menacing string.
July 25th, 2011 at 10:33 am
Amazing
May 29th, 2012 at 8:09 pm
Gentlemen! Behold… corn!
March 20th, 2017 at 9:18 pm
Pteromerhanophobia, apparently a fear of flying objects including kites.