March 27th, 2009
Page 62
This is for anyone who’s getting bored of seeing Tanked throw up… I on the other hand will probably never get bored drawing Tanked throwing up. :D
Today’s vote incentive: A fun random character that may or may not show up in some capacity or other at a later date… if ever. How’s that for vague? If anyone would like a go at coloring him I can post the hi-rez line art.
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March 27th, 2009 at 12:04 am
Personally I don’t think I can ever get tired of Tanked throwing up.
March 27th, 2009 at 12:04 am
Wha????
March 27th, 2009 at 12:14 am
Seeing Tanked eat whatever and puking is what makes him Tanked Bear
March 27th, 2009 at 12:27 am
Why when I read these last two strips do I shudder in fear and conspiracy theories of shadow governments race through my mind? Could Tanked actually be manipulating the others by pretending to be totally messed up? Who could he be in league with? The squirrel? NO! Not the bunnies!
March 27th, 2009 at 12:37 am
pondering when we get to see tanked come out of his delirium and show us his wasted side, or at least how many bottles of nyquil he drank to induce this illusion lol
March 27th, 2009 at 12:59 am
go Tanked! go! That’s showing them who’s boss!
March 27th, 2009 at 1:06 am
Wow, this gets better and better. Gotta love tanked… A friend of a friend of a friend of mine was wasted on a certain dug i shall not mention and he hallucinated to the point he saw squirrel’s with mohawks and ak-47’s seeing tanked act like this…. and it includes the furry rodent…. i worry… I really do
March 27th, 2009 at 1:14 am
What is Evil feeding him now?
March 27th, 2009 at 1:40 am
This is a perversion of Tanked
We demand beer and puking!!
March 27th, 2009 at 2:13 am
LoL this is great! I’d like to see the process tanked goes through to get from this to…well…tanked :P
March 27th, 2009 at 2:15 am
lol line art! post it, trying to color it might be fun.. it’ll be horribly done no doubt..but fun…
March 27th, 2009 at 2:46 am
I hope you know, I haven’t had the internet for about a week and the first place I went is here. Oh, and Tanked is ridiculously adorable like that. Although I’m thinking it’s all in his head and he’s really just drunk right now.. :P
March 27th, 2009 at 3:37 am
Clearly this is all in his head… right? (The end shot kind of looks like it does when on tv it will melt into the REALITY of what’s going on)
March 27th, 2009 at 4:45 am
O_o ???
March 27th, 2009 at 7:13 am
Hi, i’ve been reading this comic for ages, but has no reason to post (although i have laughed at many)
But the vote you put up, made me clap my hands with joy. Can’t wait to see this guy appear. and yes I saw you promise a high rez piccie but i just had to do something there and then….2 hours later (i got a bit lazy in the end but couldn’t stop)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v406/NerwenFuzz/other/CBcoolourgreen2.jpg
keep up the great work
March 27th, 2009 at 7:59 am
I bet he really is too drunk XD
March 27th, 2009 at 8:27 am
Wow, so this is what runs thru Tanked’s mind while he is drunk. :D
March 27th, 2009 at 9:46 am
@ Peter: I’d die without internet for a week… that’s so pathetic isn’t it…
@Fuz: That’s awesome! I’ll post the line art next update :)
March 27th, 2009 at 11:18 am
@Fuz: The bear with the chainsaw is FANTASTIC!
March 27th, 2009 at 11:53 am
this is my first time commenting, so i thought id say your comic is amazing :D
second, i decided to quickly throw some colors on that chainsaw bear you did! hope you like it
http://andros818.deviantart.com/art/Bear-Nuts-Nuts-Bear-117269303
March 27th, 2009 at 2:01 pm
Seeing him like this confuses me. ._.;
March 27th, 2009 at 3:30 pm
Yes please for line art. :)
March 27th, 2009 at 5:28 pm
…$20 says that tanked Poisend ’em.
March 27th, 2009 at 5:39 pm
I’ll take you’re bet and say he didn’t
Now that the gambling is done, I must say Tanked looks wonderfull when he’s all refined and he looks so cute in his tophat and gloves. I really wonder what’s going on though..
Ps. I love the psycho bear, I can just see him being Evil’s cousin or something it would be awesome if you included him!! :)
March 27th, 2009 at 6:31 pm
It would be kinda ironic if it was gay bears brother.
March 27th, 2009 at 7:35 pm
I colorized your homicidal bear for the fun of it! here he is http://uoregon.edu/~thuffman/files/bear.jpg
March 27th, 2009 at 10:51 pm
Delusions of propriety, conversations with squirrels, biscottis and tea…. ok where did Tank get the special brownies from?
March 28th, 2009 at 4:07 am
the last panel is SO adorable^^ tanked is looking so very happy
March 28th, 2009 at 8:08 am
that last panel puts this one over the top!
March 28th, 2009 at 10:24 am
{insert very witty laughing here}
Tanked and Mr. Squirrel are adorable!!!!
March 28th, 2009 at 10:26 am
ooo i wanna color the psycho killer bear ^ _ ^
March 28th, 2009 at 10:43 am
Hi, first time poster, I love Bear Nuts. It’s an absolute riot of a comic. :D
I saw the lineart of Chainsaw Bear and just had to color him. Here’s my rendition:
http://www.eclipsing-saturn.com/crap/CBcolor.jpg
March 28th, 2009 at 10:45 am
Darn, forgot to put this in the first post:
My favorite part of the Chainsaw Bear drawing, is that it looks less like he is going to chop you up and more like he’s decided to strangle you with the chainsaw cable.
March 28th, 2009 at 4:17 pm
I bet. I bet that Tanked is actually wearing a paper hat, the ‘tea’ is something like muddy water out of a cracked beaker, and he’s actually about to throw up on the startled squirrel after a lot of drunken mumbling.
I wonder what Evil put in his beer this time?
March 29th, 2009 at 2:12 am
I’m sure that he is really on mush and in fact talking with a rock…
March 29th, 2009 at 2:33 am
@Juneberry – great shading!
I’m itching to see what his real colours are going to be….or is it a she?? o_O
March 29th, 2009 at 11:35 am
Sophisticated Tanked makes me giggle. Although, I don’t think he’s just hallucinating. We have proof of what Tanked thinks about when he hallucinates. (Chapter 4, page 10) So…is this pre-tanked Tanked?
March 29th, 2009 at 5:16 pm
That’s really hilarious. I have a chainsaw bear in my bedroom. I should say Chainsaw Bear, because it’s a trademark of a sculptor here in the Hudson Valley (Marlboro, NY if you’re in the area) who does all sorts of fantastic sculptures with a chainsaw, including bears ten feet tall, bear mail box stands, and a bear sitting on a Harley Davidson, all carved from log wood (I chanced to see the Harley bear sitting on a trailer before delivery, or I would not have believed it possible.) I don’t know if he’s ever done a sculpture of a maniac bear holding a chainsaw, but I bet he could do a fair rendition of it.
March 29th, 2009 at 5:22 pm
Correction: Chainsaw Bear is located closer to Middlehope, NY.
March 29th, 2009 at 8:39 pm
My bet is this is a flash back to before Tanked began drinking and as such this is HIS LIFE prior to giving into drink. Perhaps the mighty hath fallen, when his friend the squirril is horribly maimed or killed he turns to drinking to escape the pain of losing his friend and being such a gentleman with the temper of a pussywillow I can only imagine that it wasn’t too hard to fall to his knees before the grog.
March 29th, 2009 at 9:54 pm
@Random Dave: Dude, that is an awesome color scheme for CB.
March 29th, 2009 at 11:24 pm
There’s something I’ve been curious about for sometime now… about how big are the bears compared to thing around them? In the Prozac Origin stories Death Bear was nearly as tall as the cop at the drug store but other times the bears seems rather small (as this case with the squirrel or when Evil was in the zoo office)
March 30th, 2009 at 10:42 am
@Fuz -Thanks! I had fun doing it :)
July 26th, 2009 at 6:11 pm
I never really had a problem with tank’s puking
June 9th, 2010 at 8:15 pm
**Very witty laughing** that made me so happy to see! So cute! I’m just waiting for one of them to say “Prodigious!”
August 10th, 2010 at 11:18 pm
Damn! I’m still at the fan site! Where’s the main one?!
February 6th, 2011 at 8:45 am
I know I’m hitting this one way late and likely no one will ever read this… but this one kind of makes me sad. It’s like “Tanked, if…” Like this is who he’d really be, otherwise.
But, then, of course, he wouldn’t be as fun or endearing. :)
December 27th, 2013 at 1:54 am
Oh Tanked. If only your tea parties weren’t a fabrication. But whatever keeps you happy, really.