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ARGGH! The work of prepping and staging a house for sale!!! I hate it. You super clean everything to the best of your ability (putting your work schedule a little behind in the process) and you know you just have to try to maintain that (good luck with kids!) for the next 3 or so months that they say it usually takes to sell a house. At least the kids are in school all day and we’re home so if we get notice of a showing it won’t be too hard to quickly/superficially tidy everything. But I hate this, way more than packing and actually moving :( Then Evan whacked Owen in the face today causing a nose bleed and my immediate concern is to get him off the carpet because I JUST CAN’T WITH MORE STAINS. lol, this sucks.
Vote Incentive: in honour of Oktober Fest :)
New design (baby Raptor squad!) up on Neatoshop.
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September 28th, 2015 at 12:05 am
Who’s this Owl, and why would Evil want to put Crack down?
September 28th, 2015 at 12:08 am
A wise owl maybe? Ooh! I wanna see!
September 28th, 2015 at 12:09 am
A wise owl maybe? I want to see that.
September 28th, 2015 at 12:10 am
And the axe brings up Evil2 in memory.
September 28th, 2015 at 12:23 am
Of all the things that Evil could possibly have, Nerd has to question him having an axe? I’m sorry, but besides a club, an axe seems the most fitting weapon Evil could have if he could only have one.
@T-Shaw Evil seems to always take the most direct, simple route when it comes to solving problems with the other bears. Judging by his face in the first panel, his initial reaction to Crack’s break down mirrors that of the others. He’s definitely disturbed to say the least. Extreme situations need extreme solutions, after all.
September 28th, 2015 at 12:35 am
Your moving shenanigans make me laugh. Oh, and the comic too, i guess
September 28th, 2015 at 2:05 am
i feel like i’ve seen that Evil picture before… has it been a vote incentive?! Also: Blood (and most stains…) get it in COLD WATER as quick as you can. So cold. Icy if possible. As long as it’s cold, stain won’t ‘cook’ and stay on forever :) then just wash in your normal cycle and everything should be fine!!
Packing/moving sucks, hope it all gets sorted quickly!
September 28th, 2015 at 4:01 am
Like nerd, two images popped to head when reading owl:
1. Winnie-the-Pooh’s Owl.
2. Owl getting eaten.
Spoiler tag I guess? :D
September 28th, 2015 at 4:44 am
“We can take him to the owl…”
Yes, I’ve been meaning to see that sob die a horrible death. Maybe Crack can do him in for us!
September 28th, 2015 at 5:17 am
Yes, but does Mr.Owl know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
September 28th, 2015 at 6:09 am
SERIOUSLY? He just ate a bird and now you want to take him to the OWL? do you really think this is a god idea?
September 28th, 2015 at 6:44 am
Does Nerd have the hots for Evil, or is it just me who thinks that lumberjack Evil and rockstar Evil are hot?
So we’re introducing a new character, eh? An owl? THE owl, in fact. You could tease us and have the group decide not to take Crack to see the owl, and then there are so many questions. Who is the owl? Why did Death want to go see them? Why didn’t everyone else?
September 28th, 2015 at 7:36 am
“the owl”? hmm…interesting
September 28th, 2015 at 8:15 am
I smell some Secret of NIMH reference…
Let’s get to the Great Owl… who knows all :P
September 28th, 2015 at 8:26 am
Oh man this is awesome! Who is Owl? I have a feeling that The Owl is not and Owl but something else? Hmm…..
P.s Alison, could you tell me what application you use to draw BN? I’m interested in cartooning. :)
September 28th, 2015 at 8:52 am
Are we not going to talk about how Tanked managed to get a straw stuck in his nose? Or how he’s eating the aluminum can?
September 28th, 2015 at 9:15 am
There are 3 bears on the first panel that look more worried than the others (to me, the others look more surprised than terrified).
I’m surprised that Evil is one of them, i don’t think i ever saw Evil’s worried-face before.
September 28th, 2015 at 9:34 am
Way to go Evil XD that will solve the problem…NO! lol and Nerd, I love how those two images popped into his head. I’m starting to think I’m not crazy, Nerd seems to be a LOT closer to Evil ever since the clone incident and he is frequently seen deliberate getting close to him…..(insert evil grin)
September 28th, 2015 at 10:42 am
I keep thinking of Evil Lumberjack as Dexter.
September 28th, 2015 at 3:55 pm
On selling a house. First off, as the house is occupied, you have the right to tell the selling agent (who will pass it on) that you require 24 hour notice before some one comes through the door. That prevents (for the most part) random people showing up un announced. Second, Hold your agent to this. Third. Have set hours for showing the house. (while the kids are in school., after you have had your coffee and are dressed.
The first time my mother tried to sell her house she told the agent this, and there was only one agent who disregarded it. They showed up at 10 pm and tried to get into the house. My mother had the door bolted , and when she heard someone messing with the lock, she called the police. The agent had a difficult time explaining to the police what she was doing there and the people who wanted to purchase the house were really pushy that they had the money, they just HAD to see the house RIGHT THEN and my mother said “I don’t care if you are the pope. if you can’t read the sign your too stupid to be responsible.” She ended up taking the house off of the market and staying there for another 10 years. I know people will say “But don’t you want to sell the house??” and yes, you do, but, you want to sell it to someone who will go through with the sale of the house because they love the house just as much as you do. They will be responisble to follow through with what goes on, and yes, houses have sold so fast sometimes, they don’t even get the post up to advertise it’s for sale.
My aunt used to flip houses, and she would have them sold in less than a week, she said her secret was to bury a statue of st joseph in the yard by the house and pray over it, and when the house was sold she would dig it up and take it with her to the new home. seems to have worked she sold over 50 homes in the time she was raising my cousins.
September 28th, 2015 at 8:42 pm
So who wants to bet that evil is actually the evil evil and has been keeping good evil in a basement this whole time or something just re cloning himself every 2 days or so
NEVILE NEVILE NEVILE!!!!
September 29th, 2015 at 12:02 am
@ Shenny lmao omg i didnt even notice! xD! but, eh, it’s Tanked…he always manages the weird, silly things
September 29th, 2015 at 7:22 am
The owl? I didn’t know there was an owl. Nobody tells me anything around here.
September 29th, 2015 at 10:17 am
@EatingFurniture: Y-You’re not the only one who thinks that.
September 29th, 2015 at 3:20 pm
Wait so they have an owl? Am I the only one who thought of The Secret of Nimh?
September 29th, 2015 at 7:00 pm
@All This was one o’ my first thoughts.
I am curious of the owl’s personality…if not wise, but would be observant [kind of their nature].
September 29th, 2015 at 8:05 pm
@EatingFurniture: You’re fucking disgusting if you think a cartoon bear is hot. I hate furries. You’re supposed to find humans hot, not animals.
September 29th, 2015 at 11:03 pm
Calm down anon. No point in getting worked up over the fetishes and fantasies inside someone’s mind. For all we know they were just joking anyway.
September 29th, 2015 at 11:50 pm
Don’t worry, moving isn’t that bad. But yeah it’s terrible. Just… ugh. Hope everytHing’s okay though.
September 30th, 2015 at 12:15 am
Dang. Dat anon is mad. Oh well. It was a joke in my part. The bears are super cute though. Come on. They’re all cuddly! And have the cutest paws!!
September 30th, 2015 at 8:37 am
Evil’s a lumberjack and Nerd’s ok with that
September 30th, 2015 at 2:53 pm
@Anonymous you really should keep your negative comments to yourself that was very rude of you. I think you owe an apology to EatingFurniture. See act like a child and be treated like one.
September 30th, 2015 at 4:14 pm
Furries are weird, to be honest. But that is coming from someone with a yaoi and vore fetish. :P
September 30th, 2015 at 8:39 pm
If you are a furry and easily a fended I feel sorry for u I’m a furry and I am not easily affended if you talk shit I don’t care there is no better u than u
September 30th, 2015 at 8:41 pm
BTW didn’t know what yaoi was … Looked it up … Naruto ruined :(
September 30th, 2015 at 10:38 pm
*Anouncers voice* Who is the owl Death speaks for? Why did Crack finally…crack? Why does Evil own axe So? On is obvious! The other two are new! Tune in next time on Bearnuts Comics!
September 30th, 2015 at 11:34 pm
@ Anonymous jeez u couldnt have found a nicer way to voice your dislike for furry fetish? to be fair, a furry is attracted to anomorphic animals (animals that look at act human); if someone were attracted to specifically animals, thats bestiality…theres a HUGE difference! so, in this case, since Evil and the others r actually bears, if EatingFurniture was serious then this isnt a case of furry love…it’s beastiality. yes, this is a cartoon comic and the gang (as well as all the animals in the zoo) have human traits, but theyre still animals
September 30th, 2015 at 11:34 pm
* look and act
October 1st, 2015 at 12:04 am
Jeez Anon, what git your panties up in a bunch?
October 1st, 2015 at 12:08 am
Meant to say “got”, not “git”.
October 1st, 2015 at 4:58 am
Furries are weird and I don’t understand them. And I’m a furry! I understand how it must be for people who aren’t furries.
@Anonymous; I do still like humans, and I don’t like animals. What I like is the fantasy combination of animals and humans.
October 1st, 2015 at 8:29 am
@tsophiekins: it was on Facebook a few weeks ago
@Luiz: NIMH freaked me out a little as a kid
@Chaos Wielder: I apply pencil to paper, and then ink to paper for clean up :) All the colouring/gutters/letters is done in photoshop though
@Kath: For sure, we tried that last time and it generally wasn’t an issue. We definitely didn’t get any weird time of day requests. I imagine most people looking at the pics online will understand there’s 3 kids in the house and you can’t be too demanding with your requests… you know, hopefully.
October 1st, 2015 at 8:25 pm
Can you please make more of the Bears dressed up in costume vote insentive really liked the one with evil and nerd in starwars
October 2nd, 2015 at 12:16 pm
@Caveman: that should be doable :)
October 2nd, 2015 at 3:03 pm
YAY
October 4th, 2015 at 10:34 pm
Parents should never have carpets that stains will show up easily on….first carpet I remember crawling on was black, red and brown… lol