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Woo! Page 501! Less exciting…and I’ve had a raging head ache all since waiting too long to eat lunch and the three loud little monsters in my house aren’t helping. Turns out I have low blood sugar and never knew until I took a blood test while early on in my first pregnancy. The doctor’s like “Do you ever feel nauseous if you skip a meal?” Me: “Yes!” Doc: “Don’t do that anymore, and you need iron supplements.” I’m usually pretty careful about having at least a small snack every 3-4 hours but sometimes you get busy and don’t notice 5 hours go by. Pills never help with these and I usually still have them in the morning… going to bed cranky now… anyway, 501! Woo!
Vote Incentive: Movember shirt number 2, starring the moustachioed plumber Bros. (available here on Woot)
Vacuum of Dooom! available here on ShirtWoot :)
Ongoing: Moving and early Christmas SALE! Lots of original art/tee designs/sketches up on my Etsy page, and all BN original pages are also on sale. Help me clear out my messy office before we move next month :) I hate moving in December :(
There’s lots of fun holiday stuff up on Woot now too:
-‘Unstealthiest Ninja on Fire’ on zip hoodies, canvas prints, and lots of other stuff!
-‘Zombie Christmas’ phone cases!
-‘Tough Princesses’ on pull over hoodies!
-My superhero kid’s clubhouse designs as canvas prints!
-‘Alphabet Cat’ journals!
-‘Unstealthiest Ninja’ Christmas tee (green) and long sleeved version (red)
-and lastly, ‘Unstealthiest Ninja’ Christmas cards :)
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November 23rd, 2015 at 12:20 am
10th panel is perfectly cracking up! :)
November 23rd, 2015 at 12:26 am
lol i gotta give u kudos for that response, Evil, that was good. xD
lets see what the Owl has to say
November 23rd, 2015 at 1:00 am
You’re dead, Crack. Evil, you lovable asshole.
November 23rd, 2015 at 1:52 am
You’re dead Crack, he would freak out.
November 23rd, 2015 at 3:19 am
EVIL: Welcome to the afterlife, Crack. You’re dead.
CRACK: Evil, what is going on?
EVIL: I told you. You’re dead. This is the afterlife, and I’m God.
CRACK: You are not God.
EVIL: Blasphemy! You’re lucky I don’t cast you out, or smite you or something. The bottom line is, your life ended about five minutes ago, under the inept ministrations of Gimp. All that stress and anxiety…your little hypochondriac heart just couldn’t take it.
CRACK: No. I am not dead. Because I refuse to believe that the afterlife is run by you. The
universe is not so badly designed. Well at least there are no geese in the afterlife…right Evil?
EVIL: *imitates a goose honk while Crack isn’t looking*
CRACK: AAAAGH! SEND ME BACK! I DON’T WANT TO SPEND ETERNITY WITH THOSE FEATHERY DEMONS! SEND ME TO HELL INSTEAD!
EVIL: >8)
November 23rd, 2015 at 3:54 am
“You’re dead, Crack” – Evil 2015 XD
Stay safe Alison!
November 23rd, 2015 at 4:26 am
Evil’s a d*ck most of the time but I like him doing that.
November 23rd, 2015 at 10:10 am
“You’re dead, Crack, and this is your reckoning.” XD!
November 23rd, 2015 at 5:08 pm
FWIW, it’s not unusual for nausea to be a side effect of iron pills, more common in women. Talk to your doctor about eating something with the pills to dampen the effect.
November 23rd, 2015 at 8:19 pm
Damnit Evil, why you gotta be that way?
November 24th, 2015 at 1:55 am
Try Geritol instead of iron pills, the liquid is easier on the body.
November 24th, 2015 at 6:04 pm
@Sparrow: Do the bears even believe in an afterlife?
November 25th, 2015 at 11:22 am
Crack bear is still best bear.
November 26th, 2015 at 2:44 pm
Can there please, please be a Tshirt of Crack in that 10th panel? :x
November 27th, 2015 at 12:28 am
@Urago: Perhaps they do? I’m not sure.
November 30th, 2015 at 10:06 am
“You’re dead Crack…..and this is your reckoning” lol hahahahahahaaaa I’m surprised Crack didn’t pee himself or have a heart attack XD
August 9th, 2018 at 4:10 am
Evil is so, so, EVIL. LOL.