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November 23rd, 2015

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Woo!  Page 501!  Less exciting…and I’ve had a raging head ache all since waiting too long to eat lunch and the three loud little monsters in my house aren’t helping.  Turns out I have low blood sugar and never knew until I took a blood test while early on in my first pregnancy.  The doctor’s like “Do you ever feel nauseous if you skip a meal?”  Me: “Yes!”  Doc: “Don’t do that anymore, and you need iron supplements.”  I’m usually pretty careful about having at least a small snack every 3-4 hours but sometimes you get busy and don’t notice 5 hours go by.  Pills never help with these and I usually still have them in the morning… going to bed cranky now… anyway, 501!  Woo!

Vote Incentive: Movember shirt number 2, starring the moustachioed plumber Bros. (available here on Woot)

Vacuum of Dooom! available here on ShirtWoot :)

Ongoing: Moving and early Christmas SALE! Lots of original art/tee designs/sketches up on my Etsy page, and all BN original pages are also on sale.  Help me clear out my messy office before we move next month :)  I hate moving in December :(

There’s lots of fun holiday stuff up on Woot now too:

-‘Unstealthiest Ninja on Fire’ on zip hoodies, canvas prints, and lots of other stuff!

-‘Zombie Christmas’ phone cases!

-‘Tough Princesses’ on pull over hoodies!

-My superhero kid’s clubhouse designs as canvas prints!

-‘Alphabet Cat’ journals!

-‘Unstealthiest Ninja’ Christmas tee (green) and long sleeved version (red)

-and lastly, ‘Unstealthiest Ninja’ Christmas cards :)


  1. DozerTheDozerian

    10th panel is perfectly cracking up! :)

  2. Bry

    lol i gotta give u kudos for that response, Evil, that was good. xD
    lets see what the Owl has to say

  3. stardust

    You’re dead, Crack. Evil, you lovable asshole.

  4. T-Shaw

    You’re dead Crack, he would freak out.

  5. Sparrow9612

    EVIL: Welcome to the afterlife, Crack. You’re dead.

    CRACK: Evil, what is going on?

    EVIL: I told you. You’re dead. This is the afterlife, and I’m God.

    CRACK: You are not God.

    EVIL: Blasphemy! You’re lucky I don’t cast you out, or smite you or something. The bottom line is, your life ended about five minutes ago, under the inept ministrations of Gimp. All that stress and anxiety…your little hypochondriac heart just couldn’t take it.

    CRACK: No. I am not dead. Because I refuse to believe that the afterlife is run by you. The
    universe is not so badly designed. Well at least there are no geese in the afterlife…right Evil?

    EVIL: *imitates a goose honk while Crack isn’t looking*


    EVIL: >8)

  6. Chaos Wielder

    “You’re dead, Crack” – Evil 2015 XD

    Stay safe Alison!

  7. Faiz

    Evil’s a d*ck most of the time but I like him doing that.

  8. Glowworm

    “You’re dead, Crack, and this is your reckoning.” XD!

  9. LXV

    FWIW, it’s not unusual for nausea to be a side effect of iron pills, more common in women. Talk to your doctor about eating something with the pills to dampen the effect.

  10. Chris

    Damnit Evil, why you gotta be that way?

  11. jsfghahdfh

    Try Geritol instead of iron pills, the liquid is easier on the body.

  12. Urago

    @Sparrow: Do the bears even believe in an afterlife?

  13. EatingFurniture

    Crack bear is still best bear.

  14. MC

    Can there please, please be a Tshirt of Crack in that 10th panel? :x

  15. Sparrow9612

    @Urago: Perhaps they do? I’m not sure.

  16. YourWorstNightmare

    “You’re dead Crack…..and this is your reckoning” lol hahahahahahaaaa I’m surprised Crack didn’t pee himself or have a heart attack XD

  17. Mvilu Uatusun

    Evil is so, so, EVIL. LOL.

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