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May 29th, 2017

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Drew this page with the Rubber Ducky song on a loop in my head…

Memorial Day tee sale on at Neatorama: all tees 20%!  Time to stock up for the warmer weather (except this week is calling for overcast and rain aaaaaaaallllll week, so yeah.)  Anyway, you can get my ‘Patronus’ series and lots of fun Father’s Day designs on there now!

TWC Vote Incentive: the other half of the Patronus designs :)  Did you know HP 1 was first published in ’97??  I feel old now.


  1. T-Shaw


  2. sulfurwolf1

    Oh no I hope tank won’t have any childhood PTSD moments that would be sad.


    A N G E R Y D U C C

  4. Vausch

    @Sulfur You mean besides the monkeys tormenting him and leaving him in a barrel of beer then sealing him in? Nah.

  5. Abdiel

    @Vausch I feel like Tanked doesn’t remember that or he wouldn’t like beer so much. Maybe subconsciously though.

  6. Faiz

    Rubber be like: “QUACK! QUACK! MOTHERF*CKER!!”

  7. Siraj

    Tanked and Crack… those two are who I want to hug most. I really do.

  8. Todd Maccarone

    …and here comes the nightmare. Or, considering the situation, here IS the nightmare. Either way, Tanked- my prayers go to you!

  9. Weatherheight

    Apparently, a significant portion of the Bear community has issues with svelte buoyant waterfowl of the Anatidae family.
    Maybe they know something we don’t…

  10. N0083rP00F

    Have you actually taken a gander at those beaks close up?
    It is the stuff of nightmares and Jurassic Park sequels.

  11. Anon

    Every day… when I make my way… to the tubby…
    I find a little fellow who’s…
    cute, and…

  12. chasey

    Did someone leave Tanked alone in the bath while all drugged up on tranquilizers?

  13. Richard SF

    The rubber duck of DOOooOOm has come, run, flee for your lives!

  14. Abdiel

    The vote incentive isn’t appearing for me

  15. A Silly Dragon

    Poor tanked :(

  16. Richard SF

    Cry Havoc and release the Ducks of war!

  17. Ponyhome

    I cannot for the life of me remember who has a snake for a Patronus, unless that’s a young Tom Riddle. Except there’s some debate about whether he could even cast a Patronus, having no happy memories to draw on, and having no desire to ward off the very things that a Patronus is cast to fend off (he was more interested in creating those things others would ward off).

  18. Shadow

    Poor tanked, being chased by a giant rubber ducky, and then he dropped the giant soap …

  19. Nicole

    Gotta wash off the vomit before going in the petting zoo or whatever it is the keepers need him for. Poor lil’ pip!

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