Public indecency AND a totally sacrilegious use of beer, an otherwise good day for Lech.
Today’s vote incentive: Happy Holidays from Tanked to anyone who celebrates Easter, or anyone who celebrates a long weekend :)
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April 10th, 2009 at 12:07 am
interesting… as soon as I post my comment on the last page, this one pops up! XD
poor Tanked though.
(it seems it might be something STD-ish… or maybe just a rash. I wonder what happens next!?) >w>
April 10th, 2009 at 12:23 am
LOL crotch critters!
April 10th, 2009 at 12:32 am
An uncomfortable Prozac and a heartbroken Tanked, all in the space of a few minutes. Lech is on a roll. :P
April 10th, 2009 at 1:05 am
So the zookepper said dang becus he saw that one of the bears was itching himself so he thinks they need to mate..So this is where you interduce the female bears huh?
April 10th, 2009 at 1:37 am
The sheer look of joy on Lech’s face when he was using the branch to scratch was awesome. I’ve watched my male friends make the same face when they are attending to their “itchy places”
April 10th, 2009 at 3:08 am
last time i remembered i NEVER itched that much even as a man …. hes gonna bleed something fierce when he tears skin lol …. i doubt its cause hes eager to mate either ….. what im wondering …. is what the hell did he screw in that zoo to catch something evil down in his nether regions lol …. good luck to him with whatever will happen lmao
April 10th, 2009 at 3:46 am
lol!! poor Tank! *hugs*
April 10th, 2009 at 3:47 am
aw poor Tanked!
April 10th, 2009 at 3:50 am
I hope Lech doesn’t have the mange. My dog once caught the mange from jumping the fence to mate with questionable female dogs at night. He iched, scratched and loss fur! I had to sponge bath him with some stuff that was sooooo powerful, that if you didn’t mixed it right. not only will you kill the mange, you’ll kill the dog and it’s owner! That stuff could start a car! it should work on bears too!
April 10th, 2009 at 7:14 am
Im wondering if evil is messing with Voodoo again???!!
April 10th, 2009 at 7:22 am
Ok, Prozac’s smooth-uncomfortable-exit is just brilliant. I watched the same pannel in 10 minutes, laughing, staring, laughing and on and on.
April 10th, 2009 at 7:28 am
No, not the beer! NOOO!
April 10th, 2009 at 8:09 am
he wasted the beer on his itch.
He needs this…its a funny itching powder for bears.
Take a look.
http://change.dossergame.co.uk/change_please/9893055/
April 10th, 2009 at 8:14 am
I love the panel where Lech starts scratching himself with that branch-and then pours the beer down it!
April 10th, 2009 at 9:08 am
Tankes look when He Swiped the Bear, Pricless.
April 10th, 2009 at 9:08 am
…Beer*
April 10th, 2009 at 9:40 am
LOL … okay, by far the most funny page yet. I laughed so hard at Prozac’s reaction XD And because I’m a pervert like that I’m guessing the keepers ‘Dang’ was referring to the fact that from that angle, it looks like he’s doing something other than scratching.
April 10th, 2009 at 11:19 am
looks like Lech has crabs. :C er… fleas, though they seem awfully centralized!
April 10th, 2009 at 2:37 pm
Somebody needs to get that bear to a clinic. O.O;
April 10th, 2009 at 2:59 pm
But… But… The beer… *sob*
April 10th, 2009 at 3:02 pm
I now think the guard has something to do with it :\
is he trying to get rid of lech by causing some… WAIT! The guard gave him the STD!!! :O!
April 10th, 2009 at 3:21 pm
Man, the look on Lech’s face in the 6th panel is so funny but looks so wrong to someone that doesn’t know he’s itchy! XD
April 10th, 2009 at 3:34 pm
I’m suprised by how little Gay is bothered with Lech’s “itch”.
I *LOVED* Prozac’s weirded-out expression and his ” back-away-slowly-then-run-like-all-hell-broke-loose” escape plan.
DEAR GOD, NOO!! WHY IS IT ALWAYS THE BEER!!!!!!!!!!
I am now posetive that nature hates Lech, that alcohol is planning on evasive actions, and that Tanked bear is sad.
Also a very painfull and humiliating trip to the vet is foreseen**.
Ps. Tanked makes a cute Easter……bear?, but I have a feeling those are alcohol filled eggs. :)
April 10th, 2009 at 3:37 pm
Well, looking at the last panel, he looks like he’s…eh..doing something, and agressively pushing Tanked away. Agressive bear, clearly due to “needs”… -Are the zookeepers going to castrate poor Lech?
April 10th, 2009 at 4:14 pm
@Evil2.0 – alcohol filled eggs…I wouldn’t put it past him. Plus you can get chocolate like that at Xmas, why not at Easter?
@Tyrone – Ugh, mange sounds bad. We’ve had to deal with skunk spray a couple times and the vet warned us not to use tomato juice on our yellow lab :)
And just in case anyone else is wondering, THIS time, Evil had nothing to do with it.
April 10th, 2009 at 6:45 pm
alittle discusting “Mommy what is that bear doing?” ” I tell you when your older” :P Well tanked is not joyful right there Hey…you wasted my beer.
April 10th, 2009 at 7:18 pm
poor tank had his drink taken, i would have figured him to flip out though after that:P
April 10th, 2009 at 7:58 pm
I noticed something…
http://yfrog.com/04beersnj
April 10th, 2009 at 10:05 pm
I wonder what the ‘dang’ is about…
April 10th, 2009 at 11:54 pm
Let’s hope he hasn’t got Saber-Toothed Crotch Crickets. (http://www.genecatlow.com/comics/20040426.gif)
:P
They’re scary little beasties. (http://www.genecatlow.com/comics/20040505.gif)
April 11th, 2009 at 12:03 am
Those didn’t work…. Will http://www.genecatlow.com/comics/20040426.gif and http://www.genecatlow.com/comics/20040505.gif reveal the Saber-Toothed Crotch Crickets or am I barking up the wrong tree?
April 11th, 2009 at 12:08 am
I guess I was barking up the wrong tree. Take 3 and So Forth Too bad these comments aren’t editable.
April 11th, 2009 at 6:57 am
alternate approach: “Mommy, what is that bear doing?” “…I’ll let Conan O’Brien explain it to you”
April 11th, 2009 at 9:26 am
@Shin-Goji – maybe that is what Tanked’s thinking :)
@CyberCorn – Maybe Saber-Toothed Crotch Crickets are extinct? They sound pretty hard-core!
April 11th, 2009 at 1:43 pm
ALCOHOL ABUSE!!! ALCOHOL ABUSE!!!!!!!!
April 11th, 2009 at 2:37 pm
Panel nine is probably the best ever panel in the history of this comic.
April 11th, 2009 at 2:38 pm
Yeah, well – they already abused the alcohol when they turned it into beer… yuck!
There’s so much better stuff out there – so why do they still make BEER? :(
np: Radiohead – Creep (Acoustic) (My Iron Lung EP)
April 11th, 2009 at 3:04 pm
…. I wonder what the zookeeper’s thinking….
I love Prozacs exit, he’s so disturbed by Lech lol
April 11th, 2009 at 3:35 pm
To be fully honest, I still don’t believe Nerd bear is a boy, because I’m a girl, and I love star trek just as much as he does, and with the glasses on, he looks female to me. Wouldn’t it be funny if all t he guy bears find out later that Nerd Bear IS a girl?
April 11th, 2009 at 11:07 pm
Tinna: Really scary thought, Evil knows Nerd bear is female and that’s his way of courting her.
April 12th, 2009 at 1:22 am
@admin ~ Think of Saber-Toothed Crotch Crickets as being like drop bears and jackalopes. Stories can be more authentic than reality. :P
July 13th, 2009 at 2:22 am
LMFAO!! MY GOD, I’m only now just catching my breath over that last panel!!
July 26th, 2009 at 6:18 pm
Poor beer D:
October 20th, 2010 at 10:43 am
Lol, what Lech is doing in the last picutre looks so wrooong! xD
October 16th, 2014 at 2:48 pm
@Oranges scarier thought, Evil knows Nerd is a guy and he’s still trying to court him.