Evil is a creature of comfort :D
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December 14th, 2008 at 11:04 pm
Damn… I can see why the other bears are afraid of Death Bear now. I would not want to get on his bad side.
December 14th, 2008 at 11:31 pm
Also a question, why is it that some bears have only the thumb and palm of the hand, while others have each individual finger? mostly just curious.
December 14th, 2008 at 11:31 pm
Heh, looks like someone got the munchies.
December 14th, 2008 at 11:33 pm
and the answer to the above question is, of course, freak and rapid mutation. ¬_¬ Its true I swear.
December 14th, 2008 at 11:43 pm
Awsome, i loves tanked hehe, as far as fingers go, they have them when their needed, you’ll see some panel with fingers and some with just palms, i’m still wondering why the bears have thumbs at all though o.o
December 15th, 2008 at 12:06 am
Death is so awesome xD Take that, Mr. Spock!!
And bears HAVE thumbs :] (Dogs too!)
(Well… not really thumbs… but… five toes!)
December 15th, 2008 at 12:09 am
erm… By the way… why does Gay Bear have a Rhino on his tummy? =o
Rhinos = gay? O_o
(Well… some call them the firefighters of nature cause they say that they trample on fires in the savannah to put them out… And Firefighter = gay? Well… some are I guess x])
December 15th, 2008 at 12:37 am
Oh, snap! O.O I wish I could do that. X3
December 15th, 2008 at 1:26 am
Aww noes! I don’t want Tanked to be fat :P He’s far too cool. And I was worried at first that they would get caught. Glad Death was there to take car of that guy.
December 15th, 2008 at 1:34 am
And yet, death bear still looks like a deer in the headlights. I LOVE THIS COMIC!!!!!
December 15th, 2008 at 1:37 am
Oh my wow. This comic is so amazing. I love how the guard tries to reach for his gun in panel seven. Doesn’t he know that felonious brightly colored bears are an endangered species? I feel for Tanked Bear, though. After copious amounts of alcohol, anything seems edible– even floor chips. Num, num, num.
Just what I needed to make my final exam week brighter!
December 15th, 2008 at 2:39 am
*laughs at Raging Dragon’s comment* I’m so slow, I can’t believe I didn’t foresee Death Bear actually killing someone…
December 15th, 2008 at 4:41 am
I love the looks on Gay and Nerd in the last panel.
That is why you don’t mess with Death Bear haha
December 15th, 2008 at 4:46 am
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Onto the miraculous nature of the bear paws: mitt hands are easier to draw, but when they need fingers, stubby little digits will appear like magic :D Let’s just call it artistic license with a dash of laziness.
December 15th, 2008 at 5:43 am
awesome!!!!
death touch awesomeness!!!!!
December 15th, 2008 at 7:20 am
Tanked bear turned into Fat Bear. They could’ve just as easily rolled him to the zoo, instead of putting him in the cart. As long as he doesn’t end up like Sloth bear, I guess it’s alright. :)
Yep, the Death touch is cool.
December 15th, 2008 at 9:03 am
The donut stuck to Tanked’s butt is hilarious. Oh and the Death Touch is awesome. I love the look on Death’s face after he drops that guard like yesterday’s bran muffin.
December 15th, 2008 at 9:42 am
whoa.. death touch..
now the death bear plushie not only needs LED lights in his eyes, he needs a clamp mechenism in his hand so the plushie can do the plush death grip! XDXD
December 15th, 2008 at 9:48 am
I love Nerd Bear’s expression in the second panel. “Do NOT touch my comics.”
December 15th, 2008 at 9:50 am
Also, Evil Bear wishes he could be Death Bear. Seriously.
December 15th, 2008 at 10:37 am
Death Bear Rules – of course. Is Death Bear that tall or can he raise himself up to give the Death touch? He is full of evil power. Love him
December 15th, 2008 at 10:42 am
Tanked is now running on Goo physics. :X
December 15th, 2008 at 12:22 pm
Poor guard.
December 15th, 2008 at 2:42 pm
I wonder what’s in the bags that Gimp is holding :p
In panel 7, I just love it when they all look like: “Oh snap, we’re busted”
Well, I just love any look on their faces.
Alison, you’re a marvel if it comes to expressions and, well, comics in general.
December 15th, 2008 at 2:57 pm
I am so glad I found this comic, and I hope some of the traffic I am sending sticks! You guys are great and I’m adding you to the few comics I actually read.
December 15th, 2008 at 5:16 pm
Thanks Eodred! I’ll have to change my middle name to “marvel” :D
And thanks again Sean! Coming from you, I take that as quite the compliment and I really, really appreciate it :D
December 15th, 2008 at 7:01 pm
Death’s Look of, “Had to do it, But Sorry Anjyway’s.” Fit’s The Bill.
December 15th, 2008 at 7:46 pm
ahahahahahahaha @ Death and Nerd’s expressions in the last two panels. Gold.
December 15th, 2008 at 8:17 pm
@ Steve Bear- Gay has a pink elephant on his tummy. i think it’s very fitting :)
December 15th, 2008 at 9:08 pm
Ever since i found the link on neomonsterisland i have not been dissapointed. Go death bear!
December 15th, 2008 at 10:17 pm
I want…I want… … BUGGERY BEAR!!!
December 15th, 2008 at 10:28 pm
Now we see why Death leaves leadership to Prozac. Prozac can weather the others’ lunacy better.
Personally, I like the bears’ paws as mitten-like most of the time. It adds to their demented Care Bear flavor.
Eodred – Gimp’s probably holding Prozac’s replacement drugs.
December 16th, 2008 at 1:18 pm
Um…So is Death bear standing on anything when he drops that guy? or is he floating…?
December 16th, 2008 at 4:12 pm
I’m going to go with Death can defy gravity :)
I actually had a hard time coming up with a tummy symbol for Gay. A rainbow would have been obvious but there’s a Care Bear like that already and pink elephants were used on the Simpsons so I asked a friend for some research help. She came up with a double-bladed ax, apparently a symbol for lesbianism, or a purple rhino. I went with the rhino.
December 16th, 2008 at 9:32 pm
So. New reader, somehow found this while having an occasional visit to the explosm forums.
Love it. Heh. And i am here to stay XD
Poor guard. o_o
December 17th, 2008 at 3:29 am
Soooo…. he couldn’t have just jumped?
December 17th, 2008 at 3:49 am
My favorite is Evil Bear. As for the rhino, I actually can’t think of anything more gay than that metrosexual pretentious logo. So it’s a good pick for GB.
December 18th, 2008 at 2:26 pm
Gay’s colour, his bowtie and that the rhino is pink, plus his attitude, nails it in firmly, I’d say.
Also, I adore the comic. The many characters with each their own attitude make it one heckuva funny story. Lol to Evil heading straight for the toilet paper after picking up the laxatives ^^.
And I so want a Tankard Bear plushie with his normal “nobody home” expression. :D
That said, when did Nerd lose his glasses..?
December 18th, 2008 at 4:35 pm
Actually it looks like the bears may be tall enough, standing on their hind legs of course, to zap the night watchman. it kinda makes sense cuz they are tall enough to push around a cart without being beneath the handle bars. and Death bear didn’t seem to move after he dropped the man.
December 18th, 2008 at 4:38 pm
oh and how are they gonna get prozac his pills without killing him from overdosage, when he is in Hulk mode?
December 24th, 2008 at 7:24 pm
*twitch*
Love it!
December 29th, 2008 at 3:01 pm
It’s a *lavender* rhino, not a pink one. Gay symbol dating to Boston in the early 1970s. (Look it up.) Peaceful animal that becomes a juggernaut when riled. Or just horny, take your pick.
January 8th, 2009 at 4:06 pm
i thought it was a pink hippo personally…..::shrugs::
March 16th, 2009 at 5:33 pm
yeah…my brother is without a doubt death…awe—some!
March 16th, 2009 at 9:15 pm
As to Death bear…
1. I think the artist said he floats,
2. He didn’t kill him, I am pretty sure he was just knocked out,
and 3. While he does look like a deer in headlights, I believe his tiny pupils are the result of anger at the other bears and finding someone to take it out on. :D
March 24th, 2009 at 8:35 pm
What do you expect, Two ply is the best ever and everyone needs comfort sometime or other
April 28th, 2009 at 3:00 pm
All I can say is….
I CANNOT WAIT FOR DEATH BEAR’S STORY…
July 26th, 2009 at 2:03 pm
Go Death bear. WOOOOOO!!!!!!
July 23rd, 2010 at 7:14 am
how come Gay’s picture is a rhino? I can get al the other ones, but Gays is just random :L
August 4th, 2010 at 3:35 am
again need to learn that trick