Yet another public service announcement from Cracked: Those things don’t go in your mouth! Â Choking hazard! :D
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December 11th, 2008 at 11:43 pm
all i can say is
AMAZING
December 12th, 2008 at 12:02 am
The look of glee associated with toilet paper… Only hilarity can come from that :P
Shopping seems to fit the bears for some reason, I wonder when they’ll go again.
December 12th, 2008 at 12:28 am
Oh, God. xD That’s freakin’ hilarious. Death Bear looks marginally homicidal at this point.
December 12th, 2008 at 12:30 am
I stinking love Cracked’s reaction to everything. The look of sheer terror on his face when he begins to wonder if he’s allergic, Magic!!! Plus it is positively scary and wrong how excited Evil is over the toilet paper. I have to wonder where he’s hidden the laxative that is obviously going to necessitate the need for THAT much toilet paper. Poor Tanked. You just know he’s going to get it.
December 12th, 2008 at 12:40 am
Perv is my official favorite. We would be best friends forever! I would say there should be condoms for bears… but I haven’t noticed a female bear so far. Unless gimp is hiding something…
December 12th, 2008 at 1:39 am
why do I just get this image of gay bear getting some dye.. using it.. and getting a terrible TERRIBLE result? either the colour doesn’t work out the way he wants.. or he messes up and misses spots and has terrible mismatched splotches all over his fur XD
December 12th, 2008 at 2:59 am
the bears are just too funny in this one, especially crack bear. his look of “OMG what have i done!?!?!” is priceless
December 12th, 2008 at 3:26 am
Hehe…
I’m waiting for the day when Perv gets drunk and ends up boning Gay Bear xD
December 12th, 2008 at 3:28 am
btw! Pervy’s face in the third is just awesome xD
December 12th, 2008 at 3:30 am
I love the innocent “What?” looks of Gay and Nerd. They can’t help it if they go outrageously overboard haha
December 12th, 2008 at 4:37 am
is Cracked choking on one or does he just think he’s having an alergic reaction cause he’s paranoid ? … lol …. and the bears arent even a tall enough size to need XL condoms Lech Bear …. unless they wrap their huge wangs around their tiny bodies lol … oh well good luck finding ur lady bear in that sausage fest of a gang u have lech lol
December 12th, 2008 at 4:53 am
Oh my god… everything about this page screams “AWESOME!”. :D My favorite – Crack has one of his “LOL” moments, Lech’s expression, Gay and Nerd, and finally Evil with the TP. I can imagine the zoo offices being TP’d in the morning. Even if he slips the other bears laxatives, he’s not that good to give them paper. He’ll probably leave them to wipe with poison ivy. :D
December 12th, 2008 at 5:25 am
This whole page was just absolutely hilarious. I don’t have a favorite part.
The condoms are epic though, I laughed like crazy as soon as Lech said “ribbed for extra pleasure”.
December 12th, 2008 at 10:00 am
Now Alison, those only can’t go in your mouth if they’re not ON something. :P
December 12th, 2008 at 3:59 pm
I always imagine Crack Bear as sounding like Tweek from South Park. . .
And now I know why. XD
December 12th, 2008 at 4:39 pm
HAa Ha HA! The strawberry ones are good. (that’s what she said)
December 14th, 2008 at 1:39 pm
The expressions on this page are just simply hilarious XD
I can only imagine what Gimp bagged lol
December 14th, 2008 at 5:36 pm
Just found this comic. The artwork is outstanding and the writing is excellent! Keep it up.
December 14th, 2008 at 8:34 pm
AWSOME comic! My new fav comic- laughed thru em all!
December 14th, 2008 at 10:46 pm
Wow, I wish this was a cartoon! I have a new fav!
December 15th, 2008 at 3:15 am
Tweek from South Park he is! Now that I think about it, he’s perfect! I can’t imagine him any other way. :)
December 27th, 2008 at 4:52 pm
I just noticed what make the bears look strange when they were gaping.. They don’t have teeth.
January 14th, 2009 at 6:38 am
whoa! if crack freaks out like that BEFORE learning what the “strawberry flavored ones” are, id like to see him AFTER someone tells him.
March 16th, 2009 at 9:11 pm
LOL “sigh XL I guess” Oh Lech, you and your ego.
July 26th, 2009 at 2:02 pm
At least Evil got toilet paper for the laxitives
November 3rd, 2009 at 11:28 pm
You know, somehow Lech doesn’t strike me as the type who’d use a condom.
April 14th, 2010 at 7:37 pm
I just got the reason why Evil is promoting the toilet paper…
July 23rd, 2010 at 7:10 am
Lech and gay have to get together now XD and evil just revealed his sensitive side :P
September 15th, 2010 at 1:54 am
Gimp proply bagged prozac, Neme. I can see him putting others needs before his.
That aside, what would he bag if he was like the others.
March 2nd, 2014 at 6:45 pm
Bear nuts is awesome
June 9th, 2014 at 2:47 pm
I think it’s safe to say that Death bear is the 2nd in charge.