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My brothers sent me a pic of the wonderful Christmas present they bought Owen: a giant Nerf gun that fires 3 darts per shot and comes with 36 darts in the drum. It’s called “The Judge” and I’m not sure he’ll even be able to lift it… so that should cause absolutely no problems or fights what so ever. I’ve got to start thinking of some great revenge gifts when/if they have kids…
Vote incentive: a Christmasy T-rex (shirt design available on Woot)
Also, ‘Tototree’ on Woot :)
December 11th, 2017 at 12:16 am
Condom??? Wat?
December 11th, 2017 at 12:26 am
CALLED IT.
December 11th, 2017 at 12:38 am
Cara seems awfully calm about all this considering she should be as mad as Prozac right now. Maybe next week we’ll get to see them yell side by side.
December 11th, 2017 at 1:28 am
It’s funny that Evil calls the masochist a sadist. I also like how Lech is still holding onto his hat.
December 11th, 2017 at 2:55 am
If Evil learns of this, he becomes immune to Death =|
Also, CALLED IT
December 11th, 2017 at 3:19 am
AAAAAAH OH DEATH MY SWEETIE
December 11th, 2017 at 4:04 am
Seriously, happy Death is the cutest fucking thing EVER. I want more of this!
December 11th, 2017 at 6:42 am
Awww poor Death!! for something that may have meant to be annoying and funny, it really gave him a moment that he could have contact.
the perfect revenge toy is one that I can’t remember the name of it but you squeezed the paw and you sang along with it (the little mouth opened) and it made different sounds etc. it wasn’t that loud, the batteries lasted FOREVER but the thing had this habit of saying “nite nite, and good bye like 20 min after the kid stopped playing with it, (like it was possessed) it was also not loud enough to be ear splitting, but loud enough that when the kid played with it for six hours straight it was super annoying….
December 11th, 2017 at 7:10 am
Well, it’s good to see that everyone’s okay… But where the heck is Vanity?!
December 11th, 2017 at 7:33 am
“and why are you wearing a condom?” XD!
December 11th, 2017 at 8:20 am
There is a lot of tension in this room.
December 11th, 2017 at 10:08 am
The revenge gift is called a drum set!
December 11th, 2017 at 11:18 am
awww, Crack blushing when Cara gives him a blanket (or is that a towel?) so he can dry/warm up
December 12th, 2017 at 12:48 am
He looks too terrified to take it back now. Death has contaminated it.
December 12th, 2017 at 11:12 am
Awww.. I love Death. I adore him greatly.
December 12th, 2017 at 4:55 pm
you think he’d be a lot better at unzipping things around fur than that.
December 13th, 2017 at 5:03 am
@ed: first on my list! There was a God awful bike horn that got passed back and forth a few times when one brother was dating a girl with a little boy, though they broke up and I ended up throwing it away (the MOST obnoxious horn I’ve over heard!!)
December 13th, 2017 at 2:00 pm
Looks like Death has a new hobby.