It was hot yesterday! Got sweaty walking the dog! It’s been a cold and snowy spring so far. I think I really needed a nice day. Rain in the forecast for the next 3 days…

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The brownie missile in the water beside him trembled, then sprouted teeth. It surged up out of the water with tiny chocolate arms and legs, tapered at the ends with fine chocolate claws. Four glowing eyes opened across the widest part and it lunged at Evil with a chocolatey hiss. Evil yelped and swung his bucket at it. It bounced sideways and Prozac caught it and bit it in half. Prozac spat out brownie bits as Evil pounded on his back and yelled, “Don’t eat the evil sentient chocolate things!”

Glowing eyes opened in brownie chunks littering the mists, and Lionel’s eerie laugh carried over the waves and the snap of forming ice. “Earn my mercy, little bears!!”

Prozac’s eyes streamed as he hacked up chunks of whatever it was. “That smells like chocolate, but definitely doesn’t taste like it!” Then he looked more closely at the bucket as Evil banged more green sludge inside. “Evil….where’s Crack?”

Evil scooped frantically at the water, kicking away an encroaching brownie, and running back to dump another load in the bucket. “I’m not sure, I think he lost cohesion and melted. I’m hoping if I can gather a critical mass back together it will be enough to, uh, it will be enough.”

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