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Pro-hulk belatedly looked around, finally registering the threat. All three lionesses had jumped back from the picnic, backs arched and hissing. Their tails whipped around in agitation while their lips peeled back from impressive canines. His were currently bigger…but they sure had more of them. Then Gay pushed his way between them and Prozac cut off his building warning growl. “Stop it all of you! You’ll ruin your pedis!” Prozac cocked his head, confused. The lioness in the front shifted to her haunches and held her right paw in front of her snout, staring slightly cross eyed at her extended claws, painted a very unnatural blue.

“Oh no!” She huffed. “Does it need to be re-done?” Gay, with not an ounce of fear, held her massive paw in his smaller ones, and encouraged her to spread the pads wide so he could see them better. “There’s a bit of dirt here and there as they hadn’t dried yet since I did your front feet last. I’ll let them dry, buff it out, and put a finisher on top.” He turned to his riveted audience and gave them a beaming smile. “We’re okay!” The bears and lionesses relaxed and smiled, various conversations resumed. Lech and Steven seemed to be arm wrestling.

Gay dropped the lion paw and sighed in relief, dramaaaaatically. This was typical Gay and Prozac was unnerved. Everything seemed fine? Lech sauntered over and leaned against Prozac’s considerable bulk. “Lucky you, that could have been a disaster to have to re-do them all. Plus we ran out of Lola’s favourite colour.”

The lioness on the right  flexed her paws in delight, “Burnt orange is the prettiest!”

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