Hear the majestic honking in your head. Or read with a play list :D

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Murder honked in fright and dropped into a steep dive. Evil’s garbled swears carried faintly across the expanse, eaten up by the oppressive mist. Crack jerked in surprise and followed the goose’s movement, afraid she was going to attack the bestial potato. Evil drummed his feet against her neck and gestured wildly with his good hand. She looked put out, but she finally listened and veered away from danger. Plastic hands waved wildly in her direction, bulbous fingers nearly closing on her tail feathers.

Crack let out a low whimper at her successful evasion, then she collided into him at high speed. She drove her wide head between his legs and scooped him neatly off the ‘ground’, and by neatly, he figured his bear nuts were shattered and he gasped in agony as she tipped her head back and rolled him along her neck and onto her back where he smashed into Evil as her momentum carried her back up. Evil clutched desperately to Murder’s feathers and held onto Crack by the skin of his teeth. Literally, as they were embedded in the back of Crack’s neck to hold him on the goose. Evil’s left arm flapped in the breeze of their passage, apparently dead. 

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