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January 18th, 2016

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And now to check in with the rest of the crew where everything is running smoothly of course… and absolutely no one is letting the power go to their heads…

Fortunately my house doesn’t feel like a strange hotel anymore :) Still miss my old office though; lots of storage and I knew where everything was. Now half my stuff is still in boxes and I can’t find anything, even the things I knew I would need soon and thought I’d packed carefully and in a way I’d remember and be able to find quickly…urgh. And Sam bit a kid at school last Friday, hard enough to leave a mark through a snow suit (apparently he was hugging Sam from behind and wouldn’t let go). Two weeks in, way to make friends dude :P

Vote incentive: who’s given up on their New Year’s resolution already? This guy.

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Gisel
January 18th, 2016 at 12:31 am

What are you DOING to me Gay WHY

IM CRYING

T-Shaw
January 18th, 2016 at 12:32 am

I wonder what Sara will think of that.

stardust
January 18th, 2016 at 12:41 am

“Attention seeking faker.”
*rage incoming*

stardust
January 18th, 2016 at 12:45 am

Anyways, why wasn’t Gimp put in charge?! He’s super responsible and way more level headed than Gay! Prozac, you fucked up.

NAZF
January 18th, 2016 at 1:46 am

…Hoo, boy… this is gonna end badly… >.>;

@stardust: Gimp doesn’t talk though… it would probably be hard to follow orders of someone who never even speaks (not saying he’s unable to though), but I do kinda agree with you. Other than Death (who’s currently with Crack, Prozac, and Evil), Gimp is probably the most qualified one there.

Then again, it probably wouldn’t be as amusing if something didn’t go horribly wrong (which it most likely will). :P

J.M.barrie
January 18th, 2016 at 2:12 am

Oh boy…. This…will…not…turn…out…well.

richard s f
January 18th, 2016 at 3:05 am

You do know where your stuff is- packed away in a box- just need to know which one. :D

Vausch
January 18th, 2016 at 3:25 am

@Stardust: Likely because he doesn’t talk. Process of elimination puts Gay in charge overall.

Lech is too likely to abuse the power (moreso than the others), Gimp can’t/won’t talk, Vanity’s too young, Prozac doesn’t know the leadership capabilities of the girls, Tank is Tank, and Nerd can’t garner respect even if he is right about something.

As for the skits: Who wants to bet Lech picks Gay?

Nikary
January 18th, 2016 at 10:56 am

Where did he even get that
And what makes him think it’s gonna work

YetAnoutherBrian
January 18th, 2016 at 12:07 pm

The Vote Incentive needs to be on a T-Shirt.

Chris
January 18th, 2016 at 1:03 pm

This is gonna start something bad, I just know it:P

kath McGill
January 18th, 2016 at 6:14 pm

“Biting is like kissing, except there is a winner..”
I am, of course rooting for Sam on this one. While biting is not an option to resolve conflicts, to Sam, his personal space was threatened enough and, if he told the kid to let go (and where were the teachers watching this to get the kid off of Sam?) then if the parent starts making ripples make them right back and say “If your son wasn’t assaulting MY son in the first place, this wouldn’t have happened YOUR son needs to understand there are personal space boundaries!! ”

to kids though, the world is complicated.