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Death’s dilemma: being helpful and wanted is always a nice feeling… but maybe not when your usefulness involves a “skill” you perhaps don’t relish. And Crack is going to go hoarse at this rate.
The twins have barely done two weeks of school now and they’ve already brought home the first plague. They just got runny noses but Jim and I both got full blown sinus pain head colds. Up all night sneezing two nights in a row :( What is flu season going to be like this year I wonder… in the meantime, this golden time of no kids at home all day I’ve been looking forward to for so long has turned out to not be nearly as productive as I’d hoped. We were planning on moving next July but it turns out we can’t push back the closing date as much as we’d like so now I’m spending all my time during the day trying to get this place cleaned out and open house ready. Urg.
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September 21st, 2015 at 12:02 am
:(
September 21st, 2015 at 12:08 am
I want to give that poor thing a hug right now.
September 21st, 2015 at 12:16 am
Oh fuck, and my instability connection between Crack and myself grows, I can’t fucking wait for the next update.
September 21st, 2015 at 12:46 am
I… I didn’t mean any harm towards him…
September 21st, 2015 at 1:04 am
Poor Cara in Panel 7.
*Hugs her*
September 21st, 2015 at 1:50 am
Death was like “Sorry to do that but I have to…”
September 21st, 2015 at 4:53 am
Crack has finally cracked.
September 21st, 2015 at 5:29 am
Careful there, Death. If he gets into another episode you might be next!
September 21st, 2015 at 6:19 am
Lol, you should have had gay say “cracked” instead of broken. :D
September 21st, 2015 at 7:02 am
I feel bad for both Death and Crack.
September 21st, 2015 at 7:25 am
There’s no worse fear than the fear of your own mind slipping from you. All of Crack’s fears are based on facts, or misconceptions of things he’s observed and his predictions on what may happen if he encounters them. Never has he been faced with being afraid of NOT knowing, aside from being scared of the dark. I feel really bad for that poor bear. :<
September 21st, 2015 at 8:26 am
Crack: Bear. Nuts.
September 21st, 2015 at 8:51 am
Oh Crack Snow… you know nothing!
September 21st, 2015 at 9:12 am
Don’t worry. Crack didn’t crack. He’s simply a gourmand. Seeing how the zoo is in short supply of foie gras and that it’s just in time for the winter’s migration… Well, Crack just couldn’t help himself.
Completely understandable.
September 21st, 2015 at 12:18 pm
wow…poor guy thats gotta be scary, he’s always know what was going on (or at least what he thought was going on) now he has no idea, i think that freaked him out more than anything. Poor Death, you can see he didn’t wanna do it :(
September 21st, 2015 at 2:15 pm
There’s ol’ Death Bear:3 Everybody was asking about him.
September 21st, 2015 at 4:23 pm
What was that?
September 21st, 2015 at 9:37 pm
He’s probably not going to be any calmer when he wakes up.
September 21st, 2015 at 10:22 pm
Man, I am not gonna like his origin story. I just wonder what messed up event or childhood he might of have had to turn out like this.
September 22nd, 2015 at 1:10 am
Ohh, poor Death–what a sad, guilty look!
September 22nd, 2015 at 2:38 am
Oh man…the twins are already in school? Geez. I’ve been following this a long freaking time. First MY kids grew up too fast, and now yours. Oh well…get used to the diseases. They don’t let up for a few years, and then you gather your immunities. Besides…take a couple breaths, and “poof”, your kids are in their 20’s. Seriously.
September 22nd, 2015 at 12:18 pm
I sense an origin story coming soon
September 22nd, 2015 at 7:31 pm
Now thats A hot-tub shocker!
September 23rd, 2015 at 3:10 pm
Shock Therapy Bear Nuts style! He actually is acting like a Woman I knew in College as she had a nervous breakdown. She kept coming on the PA System saying “you are all doing a good job, you are all doing a good job…” She was still saying it as the Ambulance pulled up.
September 24th, 2015 at 3:59 pm
Yo I used to have a friend that stuttered a lot and this reminded me of him sooo much
September 27th, 2015 at 6:01 pm
Wait, your kids have only been in for 2 weeks? I’ve been in 8.
September 27th, 2015 at 9:25 pm
Can I get a book mark of panel 6 please
September 27th, 2015 at 9:31 pm
@Caveman; I don’t know.