August 11th, 2014
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Ooo… looks like they’re both crossing the line here…
I update this on Sunday nights and I’m totally going to bed early and not getting any work done tonight, raging headache and my eyes are super sore. I haven’t needed drops in months (post lasering) but they feel like I’ve worn my contacts too long :( Going to go drown my eyes, so good night everyone!
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August 11th, 2014 at 12:04 am
Now I’m rooting for Slutty, Gay called her a whore.
August 11th, 2014 at 12:19 am
Dayum, claws are inminent.
@Anonymous
Well he’s Gay, so he’s kinda socially allowed to that (I guess)
August 11th, 2014 at 1:02 am
I’m really hoping he is going to bitch slap her so hard that she is knocked out. I am glad he is standing up for the guys and tank is pretty much there to watch. I can’t wait too see this fight go down. My money is on Gay, go Gay, go..
August 11th, 2014 at 1:56 am
No! Not the bow tie! Anything but this!
August 11th, 2014 at 3:16 am
omg Gay’s face in panel 5 is priceless.
I’m hoping PMS steps in and takes up her challenge….though seeing Gay try to duke it out with Slutty could be pretty funny!
August 11th, 2014 at 3:29 am
She’s basically talking about sleeping with everyone and getting rid of anyone that won’t sleep with her. She’s definitely a whore.
August 11th, 2014 at 4:09 am
Go for it, Gay. If she’s going to live here, she has to learn fights are commonplace and nobody is exempt.
August 11th, 2014 at 4:19 am
Gay fights with Lech all the time hopefully he can take her on but im pretty sure lech tanked or pms will step in and fuck her up
August 11th, 2014 at 4:21 am
oh btw i cant miss tankeds derp face in panel 3 too gud
August 11th, 2014 at 4:55 am
“Bow Ties are cool.”
All I could think of with that line about bow ties being last year :P.
Honestly, I’m not liking the female bear, whatever her name officially is. Mainly because I dislike any character that goes “HA, so worthless!” toward another because of gender, race, or whatever. Simply because most of those times, it’s part of a superiority complex or something.
August 11th, 2014 at 5:11 am
I hope Slutty gets killed in the same way that Evil-Evil did. She’s such a terrible character. She just effortlessly took over almost all of the main cast. That completely ruins the whole group dynamic and all of the development. And don’t get me started on the things it implies about men and women.
I do kinda hope PMS and Prozac take on sort of a mother/father role for the group. And that Slutty gets replaced with a better female character.
August 11th, 2014 at 6:11 am
YES! Yes, I hope he IS going to fight you! But I don’t really see that happening. I’m willing to bet they get ready to fight and then PMS steps in and does the fighting instead (or solves the issue in some fun way). I feel a little bit like if a zookeeper spots a dude bear beating the crap out of the new girl bear that it might spell trouble for the dude bear, sadly.
August 11th, 2014 at 6:12 am
She’s obviously trying to bait him into fighting her anyway; she likely knows he’ll be the one getting in trouble. (Also, what if the other bears don’t remember anything when they snap out of their spell?? I bet it sucks to be Gay to try to prove that he had to beat her up for a good reason)
August 11th, 2014 at 6:33 am
Is this where we find out that Tanked is a Kung Fu master? Drunken Master style, of course.
August 11th, 2014 at 7:06 am
Oh Lips, if you knew the history of the exhibit you just got moved into, you might not taunt him about a fight. Though I wouldn’t be surprised if she’d just get one of the other guys to fight in her stead, still hypnotized.
I love that post-Evil 2, it’s not just Evil 1 that’s a bit more willing to grudgingly admit the bears’ relationship as a screwy little family.
August 11th, 2014 at 7:17 am
CAGE MATCH !!!!!!!!
August 11th, 2014 at 7:28 am
It’s war !
And since it’s not a Politicaly Correct webcomics, the mens have a good chance to win !
August 11th, 2014 at 8:37 am
Well Gay. Girls are affected by pheromones too. Fight fire with fire. However a Girl vs. Girl fight would be great. I witnessed one in High School. It was one of the most brutal and dirty fights I ever witnessed. The Male Teachers didn’t dare to break it up, they let the Women do it. Let the other Girl Bear tear her up. In College there was a Lesbians versus Lesbians fight. Six girls got arrested!
If the Girls did fight I can just picture Tanked watching with popcorn in one paw and beer in the other. Pass the Beer Nuts!
August 11th, 2014 at 9:28 am
Still one of the best web-comics on the internets. I am so pining for another book compilation. Go GAY!
August 11th, 2014 at 9:34 am
“I’m still in the process of expanding my closet so I can fit my whole Prada collection in there.”
Gay killed me there! He got his priorities in the correct order!! XD I would so love to have a peak at that closet!!! GO GAY!!!!!
August 11th, 2014 at 10:23 am
I’m curious if she behaves this way when she’s not in heat. I could almost feel bad for her if she’s being driven by her own hormones (having had to live with a cat in heat before I know they are pretty much nuts), and it would be a chance to redeem this mess of a character.
August 11th, 2014 at 10:38 am
Those pheromones of hers are likely because she’s in heat. I wonder if Gay is about to make the supreme sacrifice and mate with her to put her out of heat.
August 11th, 2014 at 12:17 pm
@Snarf Wow, that’s some serious hate of Slutty Bear.
I don’t think she’s going to go away so easily. I personally like how she’s being introduced as a villain, but only because I have hopes that she’ll get reformed (at least partially) and won’t be this annoying in future.
August 11th, 2014 at 12:28 pm
Looks like a cat fight is about to ensue—- err… I mean a Bear fight!
August 11th, 2014 at 12:31 pm
I’m diggin’ it that Gay AND Tanked are immune here–although I wonder what exactly Tanked’s immunity is. He’s kind of a perpetual child, but he’s also already soaked in chemicals that kind of affect the brain.
Also, I think I like the idea that there’s another bear besides Death who’s got a little bit more going on, if that makse sense. Deathtouch/electricity, pheromones… I mean, I suppose Prozac hulks out. Evil sprouted his own horns. Tanked’s body pickled itself in self-defence. But this seems a little more… technically questionable without ever being ~oo magic~, and I don’t know why, but I like it.
And this is probably good for Cracked’s blood pressure. You can’t have a panic attack while you’re tranced. (Or can you?)
August 11th, 2014 at 2:27 pm
gay is about to whoop slutty’s ass
August 11th, 2014 at 3:26 pm
@Salisria: Don’t see it happening. :/
@Faiz: …Aw, you beat me to that joke… :C
Anyway, she crossed the line the moment she started getting violent with Lech. Kinda hoping that Gay does actually fight her, but in the end it’s probably going to be a girl-on-girl fight.
As for Lech, people seem to think he’s unaffected by Pinky’s (temp name) pheromone trick; I seriously doubt it. He’s either as affected as the other guys, or he ran. Those are the only two outcomes I see for him. :/
August 11th, 2014 at 3:27 pm
Also, feel better, Alison! C:
August 11th, 2014 at 6:17 pm
Oh Lord…his face in panel 9! ROFL!
August 11th, 2014 at 7:30 pm
O__o Go gay go!!
August 11th, 2014 at 8:28 pm
OH Gurrrrrrrrrrrrrrl you gone and dun it now. he gonna slap you into next week. D:
also i kinda find it strange that tanked hasnt eaten his bow tie yet. did he forget its there?
August 11th, 2014 at 9:08 pm
Still hoping Lech hasn’t been affected. And omg, I really want to see what happens next. Will Gay fight her? Will Tank? Will Lech, if he’s unaffected? SO MANY QUESTIONS!
August 11th, 2014 at 10:16 pm
@TaggertShare: Hate to be that guy, but men can have brutal fights too(Most murderers are male). And you don’t know all the women and girls in this world.
I’m not accusing you of sexism, I’m just pointing something out.
August 11th, 2014 at 10:55 pm
@NASF The only other thing I can think of is that he brings in one of the polar bears (Steve maybe?) to do what he can’t. At first I didn’t like it, but now I do because after all, “Once you’ve gone white, the pheromones take flight.”
August 12th, 2014 at 5:16 am
And i’m just sitting here hoping for Tank to go ballistic.
August 12th, 2014 at 10:19 am
Go get ‘er, Gay!
August 12th, 2014 at 3:11 pm
@Salisri: That seems to easy (or at least easier considering the bears don’t get along with the polars) in my opinion. When have you known the bears to actually get off easy? XD
Besides, that kinda takes Miss Purple (another temp name) out of the story. I kind of wanna see what she does in all this.
August 12th, 2014 at 5:57 pm
Oooohh this is getting good.
Love the interview. I would definitely buy a Tanked plushy. :-D
August 12th, 2014 at 10:31 pm
Yeah, that’s right! Tell her the way it is Gay!
August 13th, 2014 at 1:06 am
You tell her Gay!
If they fight, I’m pretty sure Gay would get his ass handed to him. He’s not really much of a fighter. :/ Persoanlly, I think this is going to end up girl against girl, after al, PMS Bear REALLY hates Slutty. XD
August 13th, 2014 at 2:09 am
Love how tanked took a step back from Gay in panel 9… All hell is about to get loose :P
August 13th, 2014 at 7:19 am
too bad about Prozac n Nerd imagining their ideal she-bears. Prozac wanted someone who can at least understand his rage issue and Nerdy—- he’s LARPing again like what Evil told him before he denies it :D
August 13th, 2014 at 7:21 am
Oh please let her name actually be Whore Bear…
August 13th, 2014 at 7:23 am
@romabysen , Tanked only does that if he’s never have a drink of alcohol even for a minute…. Always going on his perpetual state of withdrawal and being destructive afterwards
August 14th, 2014 at 12:32 am
Well, its gonna be a fun few mondays these coming weeks, also males and females DEPENDING on the situation can very well be brutal. I witnessed many fights in my school as a kid, some fights were very bloody, a few of the weapons used by the girls were a razorblade, a toejam blade on fingernail clippers, and even a brick. Some of the weapons guys used included a pocket knife, an aluminum bat, and a broken school ID card used to cut a boys mouth like a glasgow smile in the locker room. Needless to say not every situation regarding a disagreement between sexes, means that they are the creators opinion, this is soley a hobby of our hosts and entertainment to the public. Also, it was curiously wordred in panels 11&12 as though he was going to say something else maybe? Oh well, great job Allison keep em comin’. P.S been there before, get some rest.
August 15th, 2014 at 10:01 am
I’m betting on Gay
August 17th, 2014 at 11:31 pm
No, Pinkie, but I’m betting PMS will!
Fantastic work on the expressions and the pacing! I love this comic!
September 12th, 2014 at 9:48 am
You know, looking on this again, I find myself incredibly confused by Vanities inclusion in the phero-zombies. Isn’t he a Panda? Different species all together. I’d understand if it worked on Polar Bears, since Grizzlies and Polars are capable of cross breeding with viable offspring.
Though I suppose it’d work if her pheromones work with any male attracted to females sexually regardless of species….
August 9th, 2015 at 6:14 pm
Slutty looks genuinely hurt by being called a whore. I feel like she might have history of being called that for an unjustified reason :(